What are Slim PS2's made out of, glass? My original PS2 survived falling down stairs, being dropped on a footpath (remember to do up the zipper on your backpack!), yanked off the shelf several times and the terror of kids who would shove the disc tray back in with force instead of using the fancy eject button. It also gathered six and a bit years of dust in it, clogging anything and everything (you couldn't see anything through the vents~). It didn't survive trying to load games this year though! GAMES. THE KILLER. I'm afraid my Slim is going to launch into space if I touch it.
I won't be able to go get it up there.
Jam it back in, in the dark.