What's the best thing about your country?

But but but cakes are erotic by default.

Originally Posted by Muzza

I love how we have kangaroos jumping in all of our backyards, wombat digging burrows in our front yards, and koalas sleeping in the neighbourhood trees. Grab the vegemite and some lamingtons and you've got yourself a good time! I'm always sure to have my boomerang in tow though, just in case those emus and kookaburras get hungry.

Ah, what a country.

I always keep my boomerang under my bush hat (unless it's in the process of being thrown) with twenty eight corks hanging off it! A spare one's in the thunderbox for safe keeping.



We also have a giant vortex that consumes everyone foolish enough to get near it, which is why I was so far back when taking this photo. I think it sends them to New Zealand.

Jam it back in, in the dark.