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Feb 2006
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Jul 15, 2007, 02:21 AM
Local time: Jul 15, 2007, 05:21 PM
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Does the iPhone automatically reply to text messages with 'lol yeah lol'? Can the iPhone transform your voice into Fat Albert's when you ring people? How about if you order a pizza from your iPhone, does the iPhone go and greet the wally at the front door? What if you're on the move, does the iPod dispense Pez? If you upload a song produced by any one of the tossers on the various Pop Idol reality shows as your ring tone, does the iPod explode and kill the user? Can the iPod walk your dog? Can it detect cats nearby for a more exciting trip?
No. No it can't. It's not a step, it's a big stupid expensive wank fest stumble, like the N-Gage. Except you can't even play Super Monkey Ball on the iPhone!
Jam it back in, in the dark.
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Infernal Monkey