[Wii] Super Smash Bros. Brawl

For one brief moment, Black Shadow looks happy that he had the honour of being Falcon Punched right in the gob. =)

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This is the first erotic cake shop update of the whole lot. Even better than the last update where they confirmed Pulseman as a playable character!

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That's it, Smash Bros Braaaauuugghhwwl is officially the Wii's GOTY forever.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

OH MY SKATEBOARDING GOD


LET ME TOUCH YOU DR. WRIGHT.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Lukage

I'm worried about new characters because I'd like a MUGEN-like plethora of characters and not just "Well we gave you 2 new ones and a different Samus lol!"

Heck, not even anything new during E3, where they could have gained a bit more attention. Not showcasing the game and not releasing new updates? Its too under the radar.

The game already lets you punch Bowser in the vagina with Solid Snake, how much more MUGEN-like does it need to be?!

I was speaking idiomatically.

It's pretty neat that they used the generic trainer from the original ORIGINAL 1960's Pokemon game though!


Wait what happens if the ground breaks like in the Zelda stage or whatever? Does he fall to his doom while a giant floating Brock head appears to laugh? I hope so.

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Originally Posted by Amayirot Akago

Wait, what?

You know, the Pokemon game they released in the 60's! You know!

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Dekoa

You mean 98 Right??

Wait, they released a sequel to the original 60's game? Man, the fad lasted longer than I expected! Also wow at Devil World getting a PAL release but not hitting America. Should have just called it Angry World or something. Nonexistent controversy avoided!

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by PsychoJosh

All three of which look and feel almost exactly like their Gamecube counterparts. They may as well just be ports.

Well yeah, except that doesn't make any sense at all.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by PsychoJosh

Oh come on, how can you NOT consider Mario Strikers Charged just a port with some new features? That's exactly how it felt to me.

Because it was a soccer game that was a sequel to a soccer game.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by PsychoJosh

Wasn't much of a sequel to me. Much more like... a port?

Oh for fucks sake. I guess you consider Madden 2007 a port of Madden 2001 then, because it has Madden in the title and it's a football game. Give it a rest and go back to discussing the latest GameFAQs rumour on Sonic being confirmed for Smash Bros. or something.

Originally Posted by Torte

Professor Guy Sebastien? What inspired you there, Monkey?

He must check every ticket, failure to hand him your ticket will result in singing!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

And now he's banned from the thread.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

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Oh my God. A screen confirming they've kept DK's shrugging taunt (ie; best thing in any game ever). Stuff online, this is the real update!

I was speaking idiomatically.

Holy shit, what an update!





(!!)

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Oh hey, it's real. Yes. Big the Cat confirmed!





Update also has videos, but fucked if I can get them to load at the moment! :]

FELIPE NO

Yeah, the first video shows him going all Super Saiyan at the end. He can spin dash others over, or spin on top of them for lol. They even included his balancing animation. <3 I can't get the second video to load at all. It's a magic video!

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Lukage

Worst announcement ever.

"Not next year. Super Smash Brothers Brawl will be available in the Americas on December Third." -Reggie

Fuck you. Worst update ever. The game has no reason to be released after Christmas.

AUHWHUAHUAUWUHAHUA TASTE THE PAL REGION PAIN.

So Sonic's final smash is apparently just the whole Super Sonic thing. I wish he'd hurl copies of Sonic 360/PS3 and Secret Rings everywhere, instantly wiping out everyone else. The stage would also fall to pieces from the pollution. Then Sonic himself dies. And Yuji Naka falls down the screen like Snorlax, while laughing. This would also trigger the Wii to scratch the SSBM disc, making it unplayable.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Some new new screens.









Bowser is bigger than the Majora Mask angry moon confirmed. This might even be better than Duke Nukem 3D, maybe!

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Little Mac, tanks from Advance Wars, that Drill Dozer character thingy and Metroid's have been confirmed as Assist Trophies by stinkfest site 1UP.

LITTLE MAC

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

New update.

YouTube Video

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

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GASPO! Brain Age = Dr. Kawashima playable character = Touch Generations = ....



CONFIRMED =D

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by AcerBandit

ahahaha Captain Falcon is hilarious to play as because he's such a spaz. I basically run everywhere I can doing FALCON HUGS and KNEE TO THE FACE to all that I can. Half my deaths are me falling off by accident. <3 Falcon~

Spamming his SHOW ME YOUR MOVES taunt on the Poke Floats level is one of the greatest gaming experiences of all time. =D Only second to picking someone up with DK then falling off the edge, only to spam his shoulder shrugging taunt when you both come back on screen.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I hope it has the option of recording them upsidedown. You could be all like "check out my sweet standard Mario punch animation directed at Fox, bro, it's better than your face" and they'd be all "no way nuh uuuuhhhhhhhh" and have to watch it while balancing on their head. Then their face would explode and Yuji Naka would pump his fist in the air! "Gumbazzo the Giraffe for all!"

FELIPE NO

King Dedede is a playable character! Hooooly shit! =D







What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by STRIGON-2

Wow, this game's going to get an AO rating from the ESRB!

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