[Amusing] Jiggy Joe is surrounded by elephants

Does he use the broken bridge to build an airplane and escape to safety? If so, turn to page 94.

Or does he start complaining about the price of beans? If Jiggy Joe should complain about beans, turn to page 37.

So how about those AWESOME Choose Your Own Adventure books? What a challenge they were, having to flick to the page and witness death only to go back and choose the right page. Pretending you never chose the wrong path in the first place. Sssh, nobody will know this terrible secret. It's just between you and me, smashed hat. Not only were they AWESOME and CHALLENGING but they were mostly BORING and CAPSLOCK. So some legends in the land of Japan have decided DS is a perfect place for an exciting new wave of adventures to be chosen.



Something about a girl being a plane, something about a UFO and something about soul destroying eyes. Except these have animation, music and choosing the wrong path means you'll have to reload your save file! There's a whole new element of time consuming crap! And gone are the Choose Your Own Adventure book puzzles like 'if Jiggy Joe fills two cups with lava, when will the train arrive at the station?' no way. These have mini-games! You could probably get a solid hour or two out of these, making them the longest DS non-games ever.

Developers everywhere should jump on this, release thousands of Choose Your Own Adventure thrillers on DS. Charge like $10 each, or aim to take down those second hand book stores and charge thirty cents! Shit, Nintendo themselves could get on the exciting bandwagon and shit out some Mario themed ones! 1993 was an exciting year, when Nintendo and Sega did battle in the ADVENTURE BOOK department!



CAN YOU FEEL THE EXCITEMENT? But why stop at bringing back all the fun and roll eyes of Choose Your Own Adventure books? Where's a Where's Waldo/Wally DS game? You could use the stylus, you could hurt your eyes squinting at the DS' piss small screens. It would perhaps be the greatest thing ever.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Yeah, pretty much! There's a number of different 'good' endings and stuff like some of the old books used to have. Also a bazillion bad endings. There was a site that had trailers for the three of these but I lost the link. =(

And UFO's only in the summer? This must mean aliens can't handle cold weather, quickly, we must inform the authorities!

There's nowhere I can't reach.