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Infernal Monkey Nov 23, 2006 07:29 AM

Jiggy Joe is surrounded by elephants
 
Does he use the broken bridge to build an airplane and escape to safety? If so, turn to page 94.

Or does he start complaining about the price of beans? If Jiggy Joe should complain about beans, turn to page 37.

So how about those AWESOME Choose Your Own Adventure books? What a challenge they were, having to flick to the page and witness death only to go back and choose the right page. Pretending you never chose the wrong path in the first place. Sssh, nobody will know this terrible secret. It's just between you and me, smashed hat. Not only were they AWESOME and CHALLENGING but they were mostly BORING and CAPSLOCK. So some legends in the land of Japan have decided DS is a perfect place for an exciting new wave of adventures to be chosen.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y13...ax/ArisonJ.jpg http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y13...FONoNatsuJ.jpg http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y13...tzLibraryJ.jpg

Something about a girl being a plane, something about a UFO and something about soul destroying eyes. Except these have animation, music and choosing the wrong path means you'll have to reload your save file! There's a whole new element of time consuming crap! And gone are the Choose Your Own Adventure book puzzles like 'if Jiggy Joe fills two cups with lava, when will the train arrive at the station?' no way. These have mini-games! You could probably get a solid hour or two out of these, making them the longest DS non-games ever.

Developers everywhere should jump on this, release thousands of Choose Your Own Adventure thrillers on DS. Charge like $10 each, or aim to take down those second hand book stores and charge thirty cents! Shit, Nintendo themselves could get on the exciting bandwagon and shit out some Mario themed ones! 1993 was an exciting year, when Nintendo and Sega did battle in the ADVENTURE BOOK department!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y13...ariochoose.jpg

CAN YOU FEEL THE EXCITEMENT? But why stop at bringing back all the fun and roll eyes of Choose Your Own Adventure books? Where's a Where's Waldo/Wally DS game? You could use the stylus, you could hurt your eyes squinting at the DS' piss small screens. It would perhaps be the greatest thing ever.

Burp Nov 23, 2006 10:19 AM

It will be the greatest thing ever! because it isnt "Choose Your Own Adventure books", this is "Choose Your Own Moe Adventure games", i will try to find more info about this, thx Infernal Monkey!

By the way, if my Hira/Kata/Kanji isnt wrong, the first title is called "Arison" (or Alison), the second is sounds like "Iriya in Sky, UFO in Summer", nice title, the third is "Inukami" (sacred dog? i dont thing so...)

chaofan Nov 23, 2006 07:09 PM

OMG THOSE MARIO BOOKS. Saw them in my primary school fair once (only, my mum decided to get me a dictionary "cause it was more useful"...-_-')

So what, basically you're controlling an anime via choices during critical points in the plot?

Infernal Monkey Nov 23, 2006 07:24 PM

Yeah, pretty much! There's a number of different 'good' endings and stuff like some of the old books used to have. Also a bazillion bad endings. There was a site that had trailers for the three of these but I lost the link. =(

And UFO's only in the summer? This must mean aliens can't handle cold weather, quickly, we must inform the authorities!

Grawl Nov 23, 2006 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Infernal Monkey
Yeah, pretty much! There's a number of different 'good' endings and stuff like some of the old books used to have. Also a bazillion bad endings. There was a site that had trailers for the three of these but I lost the link. =(

And UFO's only in the summer? This must mean aliens can't handle cold weather, quickly, we must inform the authorities!

It has more replay value than most games have. Best thing ever.

Amayirot Akago Nov 24, 2006 04:07 PM

Hm, might give the Iriya No Sora one a try since I watched the anime ages ago.

The_Griffin Nov 24, 2006 08:06 PM

Five bucks says the UFO one is an H-game.

Amayirot Akago Nov 25, 2006 04:51 AM

Doubt it, since the anime wasn't. Had a bit of nudity and blood though, now that I think about it. Been ages since I first saw it.

PsychoJosh Nov 25, 2006 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Infernal Monkey
Something about a girl being a plane.
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y13...ax/ArisonJ.jpg

Hey, is this a brand new model? I never saw this one. Androcorp never revealed this one to the public until now, did they?... It looks so human! Normally if an Androcorp girl is a vehicle, they have bulky metal or something on them in their humanoid forms... but this girl doesn't have anything...

What a practical improvement! I can't wait until the military recieves this one!

Burp Nov 25, 2006 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by The_Griffin
Five bucks says the UFO one is an H-game.

Nah, Nintendo will never accept a Renai game with H-Scenes... and believe me: If Nintendo some day accept Hentai titles, the DS will be the "TOUCH THOSE LOLI BREAST MACHINE" more faster than you can possible imagine.

Taco Nov 25, 2006 12:14 PM

Iriya no Sora: UFO no Natsu holy crap.

Even if I can't read the game I should import that simply because that story is AWESOME ;_;


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