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 Member 15 Level 45.57 Feb 2006 
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Make sure you buy it from a cool place like the ones they advertise on TV in the middle of the day or late at night.
"WEEEE'VE GOT PHONES, YOU WANT PHONES? GUESS WHAT? WEEEE'VE GOT PHOOOONES. PHONES FOR YOU. WE'VE GOT 'EM. CALL YOUR FRIENDS, WE'VE GOT PHONES FOR THEM TOO! CALL YOUR MUM, TELL HER TO COME ON DOWN, BECAUSE SURPRISE, WEEEE'VE GOT PHONES FOR HER. THREE PHONES, FOUR PHONES! NO LIMIT! THEY'RE HERE! LAST CHANCE THOUGH, WE'RE UNDER STRICT ORDERS TO CLOSE BY TOMORROW! WE'RE CRAZY, WE'RE BASICALLY GIVING THESE AWAY! LAST CHAAAANCE, LAAAAASSSSST CHAAAAAANCE, GET DOWN TO THE DISCOUNT NOVELTY WAREHOUSE DOWN BY THE DOCKS NOW!" LAST CHANCE! Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Member 15 Level 45.57 Feb 2006
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Of course, you gotta be careful. It doesn't end with the phone, the store itself will be counterfeit, the people who sell it to you, the air you breathe in there. You'll arrive back home to find your front door wide open because everyone in town has a copy of your key. All counterfeit!
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Infernal Monkey