[DS] Clubhouse Games / 42 All-Time Classics (8 player Wi-Fi sex party)

Everyone take off your pants and do a little dance, Clubhouse Games is comin' to town. 42 All-Time Classics is also arriving as the renamed version for Europe. OPEN THE DOORS, because as the Euro name suggests, there's 42 games. MOVE THE LOUNGE OUT INTO THE GARAGE. Nintendo's being pretty piss quiet about the game, even though it's due out next month in Europe/UK and October in America/Aus/NZ. Quiet like piss I say! You know, stealth and all that, Solid Snake. The game was released last year in Japan, but this huge delay has been worth it because the Japanese release didn't have online gameplay.

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You can play solo or challenge up to seven friends by sharing one game card. And if you don't have anyone to play with, simply log on to Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection and find opponents across Europe or in the US. You can even chat to each other, PictoChat-style, while you play!

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Play against up to seven opponents across Europe and in the US via Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection

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I just hope they don't later reveal that like, only three games have an online mode or something. The sex party would be over, everyone would go home. Who'd clean up? Macgyver? Oh my no. So what games are here?

Bowling, Mini Golf, Darts, Billiards, Old Maid, Spit, I Doubt It, Sevens, Memory, Pig, Blackjack, Hearts, Rummy, Last Card, Last Card Plus, Hang Man, President, Five-card draw, Texas Hold 'Em, Nap, Spades, Contract Bridge, Hasami Shogi, Turncoat, Chinese Checkers, Checkers, Dots and Boxes, Backgammon, Chess, Connect Five (Gomoku), Grid Attack, Koi-Koi (Hanafuda), Soda Shake, Dominoes, Balance, Take Over, Solitaire, Escape, Mahjong Solitaire, Field Tactics and Ludo.

BOWLING, MINI GOLF AND BILLIARDS HOOOOLY CRAP. Game of the year. Product of the year. Year of the year. Here are some action packed screens!


It's gonna be budget priced here, maybe the rest of the world too, I dunno.

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Jam it back in, in the dark.

Gonna have to wait 'till it's released for the sex party to begin.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Online chat doo-higgy. Full colour, take THAT, PicoChat. More like PictoCrap am I right/wrong/left/up/down. And more new screens because posts look fancy when you avoid words and use images.







This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Added to Nintendo's Wi-Fi siiiiiite. Says 37 of the games are online, which is pretty rad! If only it said WHICH ONES. It's also apparently out today in Europe, box art;


Why oh why does NoE have to rename nearly every DS game? =x

"Nintendogs? Naaaah, call it NintenONIONS"
"but sir it's about dogs, not onions.."
"YOU'RE FIRED"

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

42 All-Time Classics.

They've also renamed Mario Hoops to Mario Slam, Kirby Canvas Curse to Kirby's Magic Paintbrush, Magnetica to Action Loop and Pokemon Trozei to Pokemon Link. When will the madness end!

I was speaking idiomatically.

Yeah, Probotector (which also replaced the humans with robots). Although they started keeping the Contra name with the PS2 games. =o

How ya doing, buddy?

IGN at their best. They just put up a review for Clubhouse Games and gave it 8.5. But a few days ago they reviewed 42 All-Time Classics and gave it 8.0.

THEY'RE THE EXACT SAME GAME.

FELIPE NO

Thanks for the impressions! Can't wait 'til the 26th. I had no idea Grid Attack would be a Battleship style thing, that's cooler than Jesus breakdancing in a freezer. How is Billiards controlled exactly? Do you swipe the stylus towards the ball? I've been playing Billiard Action on DS, it's by the same developer as Clubhouse Games, but everything's done with the face buttons which is a bit.. of a wasted opportunity, I guess.

How ya doing, buddy?