[General Discussion] Recent Game Purchases, or what I bought instead of fourteen new dildos this weekend

Originally Posted by Denicalis

Just no more cock.

Not according to my research... Anyway, DarkMageOzzie's pretty much won the thread. The only thing cooler would be a Mike Haggar model in the pile drive position. Maybe press a button and he'd spin round.

My recent gaming purchases would be from the local tip/pawn shop. I scored a few original Game Boy games, including Mole Mania, Spanky's Quest, Game & Watch Gallery and Dropzone. Gives me a reason to hook the GameCube back up with its Game Boy Player. =) None have boxes or manuals, but for two bucks a piece it doesn't really matter!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Dark Nation

... but APPARENTLY, there's something wrong with getting Killer 7 on the PS2. Why? Well no answers yet, but perhaps tomorrow, or after I make this reply.

The loading times in the PS2 version are dreadful. But it's still Killer7! HAVE A FUN ENJOY!

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Uuuuhhh it's been thirty years since I've last posted in here, but these are my two most recent most IMPORTANT SEXY-O purchases I guess!



Test-run at Play-Asia to see if pre-paid credit cards do indeed work on the internets! I've been following Barnyard Blast since it was originally announced like some kind of stalker, it's so good. Hilarious Castlevania parody game, gameplay's basically exactly the same as the classic Castlevania's (not the Metroid style ones they seem so fond of these days!) It's difficult, but a lot of fun. You've got a whip, a handgun, a shotgun and some TNT to get you through. Sadly candles can't be whipped for hearts though.

The script is by far the best part, with 8-bit video game references EVERYWHERE from Mario, Mega Man, Bad Dudes, blah blah blah. I'M GOING TO MAKE A THREAD ABOUT THIS GAME OR SOMETHING ijfjisjif. Edit: ahahaha it seems I already did last year. I'm so awesome!

Space Invaders Extreme is also awesome. Classic Space Invaders (sorta) with power-ups, combos, some amazing pumping music (and the sound effects melt into it in a Rez kinda way) and trippy eye-bleeding backgrounds. I'm very pleased in several parts of my body.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I almost bought a big purple novelty dildo once. You know. For laughs. An-



I bought a new Wii Remote.



HURF GURF

Harvey Birdman (PSP) - Yeah, it's right out of the Mega CD era of gameplay, but dammit it's like five new episodes of the show! In my pants!



Parodius Portable (PSP) - Because Parodius is awesome! I like that stretching the games to fill the screen doesn't look like a public toilet for once, that's Konami magic right there!

Shin's Mega Tavern: Persona 3 (PS2) - Haha we finally got it a month before America gets that special FUZZ edition or whatever. It's pretty good, I guess. I think I'd enjoy it more without the boring random generated mess of a tower though. Just make the whole thing about going to the toilet and sleeping in class. The PAL publisher obviously didn't playtest it though, forced 50Hz completely fucks up the FMV's.

Dream Pinball 3D (Wii) - Importing this set me back just under $30 including shipping, the local release in June will be $100. Gonna be pretty sad when the Freeloader eventually gets blocked!

Pinball Hall of Fame: The Williams Collection (Wii) - I like 'dem pinball games. Funhouse, PIN*BOT and Taxi tables are love.

KLAX (Mega Drive) - IT EVEN HAS A SHEET OF STICKERS IN THE MANUAL.

(Also GTA IV pre-order~)

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Hello friends.







Dinosaur Adventure to go on YouTube, Ultimate Casino (another Simple 2000 game I've been looking for) and Ultimate Pro Pinball at a pawn shop today. Ultimate Pinball was so horribly scratched up they gave it to me for a dollar (don't they bother checking these things when they buy them off goons?). It kiiiindddaaaa works!

Also yeah, GTA IV and Marieo Cart~

FELIPE NO

With the Aussie dollar being so strong/US dollar dead, I've been able to consume stuff dirt cheap!



Every Extend Penis = $10 (!) I liked the demo in Luemmminges II, and now I can enjoy. More.

Klonoa 2 = I didn't even know this existed on GBA! I kinda didn't give a shit about the GBA during its prime, you see. :] Man, it's awesome. I hate Namco for ignoring Klonoa. I'll paint my nails black for you, Namco.

Capcom Classics Mini Mix = Holy moly it has Bionic Commando, Strider AND Mighty Final Fight. ON THE SAME CARTRIDGE. GBA was more advanced than the Cell processor.

Mega Man X Rock Man X Whatever Here Coem Ramekin' Ewegula Hantur Gwafix = This is the ASIAN version, with caps and everything. I dunno, it was $40 cheaper than buying it here.

World Ends With You = Review copy, my mind is blown that I'm enjoying a recent Square RPG. Seriously, it's so good; I'm looking forward to seeing how they'll run it into the ground with a brain training spin-off or something. 'World Ends With Your Rad Racer' would be great though.

F-Zero = I'll be honest, I got it mostly for the box art.

Wario Land 4 = It comes with golden poo stickers, true story.

I've also got Patapon coming thanks to Tails' gurnal entry, along with a MYSTERY.

How ya doing, buddy?

I'm currently clearing out a lot of my stuff, yet at the same time...





All the Simple Series avaliable on Sega's Why computer amusement VHS system so far. I'm so sorry.
Combined they cost $10 more than I paid for GTA IV, yet combined, they also have less gameplay than a cabbage.

Vol. 4's the best of the sad lot, it's a blatant Geometry Wars clone that's actually pretty fun.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

But Rogue Galaxy is a better fighting game than the Deragono Bell X Bust Lemon.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I tried making a smiley.

Crazy bloody sales lately, we have this retail chain called Dick Smith, but their logo has Dick Smith's head between, so it's commonly called Dickhead Smith.


Learning is fun!

Anyway they're clearing games out like their pants are on fire or something. $5 for Canis Canem Edit, $10 for Test Drive (downloaded this on PC ages ago, but my PC's rubbish for gaming), $12 for Wipeout Pulse (haven't played a Wipeout game in aggeeesss), $15 for The Simpsons. ffhufhuf

Shadow of Memories and Zoo Puzzle were from GAME with their 40% off all pre-owned PS2 titles. Zoo Puzzle was just a random impulse thing because I looked at the back of the box and realized it's actually Zoo Keeper. I fucking love Zoo Keeper on DS, this one has a lot more modes and better music, but using a dpad is pretty dodgy.

That thing on the top left is Simple Series vol: Whatever: The Whatever Whatever, $6 new. Complete shit. Rune Factory wasn't on sale or anything, but it is American, which meant it was less than half the price of buying the game here~ This is the first Harvest Moon game I've enjoyed since the original. ;_;

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Hey guys, vidya games from the past few weeks. Also a bit of dog tail. That's not a recent game purchase. Unless. No. Yes. I found a place to mawd chup my PS2 for a decent price. Now I regret not getting this done years ago, Sega love still exists in the depths of Japan it seems.

Metal Gear Solid 4 - I dunno, I'll try and cook a meal with it soon. Maybe tomorrow! So far I've just been going OOOOOH and playing the Chef Game & Watch game it has in it.

Guilty Gear Judgement - FAUST FAUST FAUST BRIDGET BRIDGET BRIDGET. $12 reduced from $80 so yeah. The side scrolling beat 'em up is pretty alright!

Wipeout Pulse - been ages since I've played a Wipeout game. Controls are as bad as ever, but it's still awesome. Looks really good for a PSP game, too!

NiGHTS - <3 <3

Weird Arcade Machine Trapped In Swirly Lines Of Doom - only got it because it was reduced to $6, it's nothing more than a SINGLE arcade game on the disc. Terra Cresta, a shoot 'em up where you can upgrade your ship as you go along. Includes extra stuff to make the package seem less of a complete rip-off;



A music CD and a speed-run DVD. THEY'RE SO TINY.

Oneechanbara 2 - never been able to find the PAL version, so! The gates sure are a pain to open.

Elemental Pinball - prrreeeeetty terrible.

Sega Ages: Galaxy Force II - seems to be about Galaxy Force II. I fucking love Galaxy Force II. It includes every version of it plus a remake!

Sega Ages: Memorial Selection - five Sega games nobody remembers, remade with todays modern silicon chips. Actually they still look pretty crap, like Flash games. But Penguin Land!

Sega Ages: Monster World Complete Collection - erection.

Crackdown - flaccid. I've been trying to enjoy this, but Hulk Ultimate Destruction did it all so much better years ago.

Edit: oh man I already showed Wipeout when I bought it weeks ago. I'm totally with it!

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I bought some Saturn games the other day. In a Target store. Buried in the PSP section. On the 'hot new releases' shelf. In 2008.



Saturn games.

They also had some basketball game, Slam & Jam? More like Rejected & Continue to Rot Next To Force Unleashed lloalaiaiuauiaua.

I was speaking idiomatically.

de Blob's pretty much the best Wii game since F-Zero X. Plus THQ threw in a sex doll with it.

Yakuza 2 is still in the shrink wrap because my PS2 has been unplugged to make way for Saturn and his goon faced friends. Perhaps one day I will consume a power board with more space for things. But that's a goal for the future nowhere within my grasp. Speaking of Saturn, Dragon's Lair isn't one. That's too bad.

Pure and Burgers in Arms: Helga's Highway for 360 are in the mail. Somewhere. Somewhere in the mail. Region free games. <3

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I bought Fable II last week, and I'm really enjoying it. Extremely easy game that makes damn sure you know where to go next, but I think that's what I like about it. Also I married the ugliest swamp woman in one of the towns and got an STD. WE HAVE A LOVELY HOUSE. IT HAS A TABLE. ^___^

But I also got these;


Wonderboy sure is a dense looking bastard.

And I pre-ordered Little Red Riding Hood's Zombie BBQ on DS based on the name alone.

FELIPE NO

EDF lets you shoot Godzilla in the DICK. Everyone loves it!

Especially Godzilla.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

It's like Final Fight except you can pick people up and wiggle the joysticks so you'll walk away while the enemy is still hovering in the air. I got up to the second level but the boss walked on screen and got trapped behind a table. He eventually stopped trying to move and was just frozen on the spot. I think he died. Just in time for 2008 GOTY.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Double Dragon on Laserdisc is the greatest video game ever. GET HIM MY ROBOTS.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

FUCK YES R: RACING YOU ARE SO GARBAGE. Came across this at the local pawn shop. PAL version includes Pac-Man VS. though, which is the only reason I bought it. Such an awesome game.



Also these.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Hurf durfs. Extraction is pretty damn good, especially if you played through the original Dead Space (all four of you!)

MotorStorm's rad, but being forced to use that dreadful nub bullshit on the PSP to steer is >=|

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

HERE ARE SOME NEW

Spoiler:

I DIDN'T PURCHASE THESE (I STOLE THEM)
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A BAKUGAN IS

I was speaking idiomatically.

I got breadrolls. Let's take a look inside!



Man.

These breadrolls look pretty fuckin' gross.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

$7, couldn't pass it up. The cover alone is worth that much. I also got Bayonetta! It's a great dildo.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Chaotic

If you review this for AussieNintendo, I'm so all over reading that review.

It'll be a video review!

Spoiler:

Of me placing the box around various parts of the city, then zooming in towards his face each and every time. INFORMATIVE.

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Jam it back in, in the dark.

You're supposed to just tie the pouch around it and put the Wii Remote inside that, but perhaps sticking it in the doll itself would work better.

Earlier I was prompted to put the doll over my shoulder and pat its back for BURPIN' TIME, but it wouldn't respond until I really started slapping the shit out of it.

There's nowhere I can't reach.