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[Wii] Get Your Brushes Ready! (Okami) Watch out for Miles's boner, it'll poke your eye out.
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Old Oct 18, 2007, 08:49 PM Local time: Oct 19, 2007, 11:49 AM #1 of 60

Namco? Awesome, mostly. [....] Klonoa, etc.
This is actually proof of Namco being very unawesome.

"Here's Klonoa!"
"This is awesome, make another please!"
"Haha, okay, here's a Klonoa beach volleyball game"
"Um"
"Now Klonoa 2!"
"Yay!"
"And a GBA game!"
"I can't find this one, but yay!"
"Also an RPG that won't see the light of day outside Japan"
"Er"
"And some cameos in other games! You guys like Alpine Racer and Moto GP right?"
"No... WHERE'S KLONOA 3 ALREADY?!"
"NOWHERE LOL"
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Old Oct 19, 2007, 09:21 AM Local time: Oct 20, 2007, 12:21 AM 1 #2 of 60
They'll make it... eventually.
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Octember 34st, Jumping Castle, Japan. Namco-Bandaiā„¢ today announces development of KLONOA 3: ETERNAL NIGHTMARE for mobile phones. President Pac-Man had this to say: "AHUAUHAUHAUHAHUAHUA"


Also wow, the port's being handled by Ready at Dawn. I thought they were a Sony owned developer or something. See, it's 12:00 am and I've already learnt something new for the day. Now I can officially spend the rest of the day sleeping on the floor! Oh man, it's so floorish and blue!

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Old Oct 20, 2007, 12:53 AM Local time: Oct 20, 2007, 03:53 PM 1 #3 of 60
It sold pretty badly on PS2, it'll probably sell three or four copies on Wii in the 99c bargain bin the day after its release. Maybe they should change the whole game around so it features Barry from Resident Evil. And Barry has to paint the world. IN BLOOD. Also has a bonus stage where you beat up a car, and Megaman arrives on the scene, drops to his knees and screams "OH, MY GOD". Or "OH, MY CAR" if you input a special code. And Mike Haggar is the final boss. He's also the title screen. You have to point the Wii controller at his manly Haggar chest hair to start a new game. The game will also have Viewtiful Joe in it. He can be the grass texture. brb, sending Capcom an email.

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Old Oct 20, 2007, 06:42 AM Local time: Oct 20, 2007, 09:42 PM #4 of 60
Should have had more guns and rundown warehouses. It's been a vital rule of popular video gaming for years now. No wonder Capcom got rid of Clover!

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Old Oct 21, 2007, 02:11 AM Local time: Oct 21, 2007, 05:11 PM 1 #5 of 60
"Hey you! Did you buy Okami for PS2?"
"Yeah, what are you.. what are you doing in my house?"
"No time for that! Are you a fan Okami?"
"I.. guess"
"Do you own a Wii?"
"Yeah it's buried somewhere under all that dust"
"Well good news! FOR YOU! We're porting it to Wii with no new content at all, you should buy it!"
"Why?"
"Because you're a fan, and our research from has shown that fans will buy the exact same game again a year later. For full price."
"I'm calling the police"

I was speaking idiomatically.
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Old Apr 20, 2008, 05:02 AM Local time: Apr 20, 2008, 08:02 PM #6 of 60
Haha wow, that's even cooler than Midway using IGN screens on the back of the Cruis'n box.



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