My friend reckons he's getting a lightsaber

Originally Posted by Dewman

No joke. He really thinks he's getting one. He says that it can go for 120 miles (let's shoot down airplanes!) and that it easily burns stuff. And if you even look at it from the corner of your eye while it is on a bright surface, your eye is gone.

Anyone hear anything like this? He swears he saw it on the internet somewhere and placed an order...

Lets analyse what has been told.

1) Your friend is getting a lightsaber
2) It can go for 120 miles
3) It shoots down airplanes
4) It easily burns stuff
5) Burns your eye at a certain angle.

Dude, does that make sense to you? lol

Jam it back in, in the dark.