The Comedy Art of Insult

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Level 15.34

Oct 2006

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Nov 20, 2006, 08:15 AM
Local time: Nov 20, 2006, 10:45 AM
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Originally Posted by rocketdog
Here's my problem. I meet girls, and some of them are so damn hot, good looking, cute, but I date them and then I realize... they will never hear sound the way I hear it. And call me an elitest, but when I realize that they will never hear music as beautifully as I hear it, I look find myself looking down on them, believing that my perspectives on life are of deeper and greater meaning than theirs.
So what kind of girls do you all date? I don't know what I'm looking for anymore. I mean, I'd love someone who could play violin/piano duets with me, but I find these girls so rare (or at least where I live) to have talent and good looks... or when I find them, they are so jaded by society they don't really give a shit to use the talent they have. But recently I met a girl, REAL pretty, and very attractive. Great personality and conversationalist, but she can't keep rhythm, nor can she play an instrument... or sing! sigh. Maybe I should just settle? :eyebrow:
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the girls I date are those whom the most beautiful music came from the goodness inside them, about how the allegrettos of their kindess played upon me, and the boleros of their wit pounded my eyes, and most importantly, the sonatas of their love seduces me like no other
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