Crazy Aminals

Originally Posted by Klaus

Because the rabbit isn't neutered sometimes it hops up to my foot or hand and precedes to try to rape it.

Quoted for hilarity.

Okay, I've had some really nutty animals in my life, so let's start from when I was still in NJ:

Buttons: Basset/Beagle/Springer Spaniel Mix--liked to drink beer until he got drunk and also liked to sleep on the kitchen table.

JJ: My sister's cat in college who came to live with us after JJ was hurt. She used to sit in the open doorway between the kitchen and the living room and attack the dogs as they walked past.

Furball: Calico Cat who liked to jump on my chest when I would tap it. This trick was learned when she decided to jump on my back while I was on the phone with my mom. She would also curl up in a box of my mom's yarn and since she actually matched the yarn, Furball disappeared.

Climber: Solid black cat who went into the lower cabinet one night, taking everything out one by one without knocking anything over. My mom woke up the next morning and blamed me for it--until we saw Climber do it the next day.

On my own:

I've had two cats, one for 10.5 years and the current one for 3.

Boxi: She used to snore like a human being and liked to chew through electrical cords, but the funniest thing she ever did was while I was out. I went out with my b/f for about 20 minutes or so. When we got back, Boxi had taken a ball of yarn I was using for a blanket and went all over the apartment with it. Remember the Tom and Jerry cartoon where Jerry went all over the house with yarn? yeah. Like that.

She also liked to play with the light from a flashlight. Grab the flashlight, and Boxi was your buddy.

Cabi: She's a cat, so she's crazy, anyway. She likes to play with my cell phone, too, and I don't know why. But, she follows me everywhere--especially the bathroom. And while I'm sitting there, she'll curl up on my lap and go to sleep. WTF?!

Jam it back in, in the dark.