Ask a Holy Knight.

Go ahead, make my day

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Terminus

Explain to me the Crusades in the Dark Ages, the massacre of Jerusalem's population and the retreat from Nicopolis since I don't understand

And how long do squires become knights anyway?

You gotta be a Level 2 Squire to become a Knight. But you could also become an archer if you wanted to, at that point. It's entirely up to you.

As for the first question, you're gonna have to ask the king. I only follow orders.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Legato

I wonder if all this could have been avoided if I never made that thread. Or was it an inevitably? These threads are like fractals of lameness.

I thought it was funny at the time, but it doesn't seem so amusing anymore. Eh.

How ya doing, buddy?