Ask a Holy Knight.
 

Go ahead, make my day ;)

Explain to me the Crusades in the Dark Ages, the massacre of Jerusalem's population and the retreat from Nicopolis since I don't understand :(

And how long do squires become knights anyway?

What the fuck do you mean by "holy knight"?

Pretty cool though.

You gotta be a Level 2 Squire to become a Knight. But you could also become an archer if you wanted to, at that point. It's entirely up to you.

As for the first question, you're gonna have to ask the king. I only follow orders.

I wonder if all this could have been avoided if I never made that thread. Or was it an inevitably? These threads are like fractals of lameness.

I thought it was funny at the time, but it doesn't seem so amusing anymore. Eh.

Which is stronger? A knight with holes (sorry, I mean holy knight) or a knight that eat ducks (err, I mean dark knight).

Threads made because "it seemed funny at the time" usually end badly.