[Movie] Spider-Man 3

I'm not into Spider-Man very much, so could someone please explain how he took pictures of himself before having a relationship with Mary Jane (who seemed to shoot them for him)? Could be that it was explained in the previous movies but I can't really remember the first one.

A friend wanted to go to the cinema yesterday so he convinced me to join him. Didn't enjoy it very much, though. It was just "Woosh, woosh, woosh" - too many rushed and undeveloped scenes (How/Why was Sandman created?

Spoiler:

The butler knows everything and clears it all up in 20 seconds? MJ's and Harry's brief liaison?

) along with the all-too-forced cheesiness. Not really the dancing stuff (just think about all the GIFs that'll spawn from that) but more that "we can always choose to do what's right"-thing, this stupid Hollywood morals are just ridiculous and I really hate it when movies use them. "Be a good boy, love is the greatest thing in the world", "Bla, bla, bla, filler lines". That combined with the all-too predictable plot

Spoiler:

- Sandman's innocence [please forgive him, dear audience!] and Harry's death -

made it just your everyday American movie.
The thing that bothered me most is that the film needed well over 120 minutes for a story easily fitting into half an hour because of its rushedness. Either give a short summary of the plot or make it a four hour movie.

Also: Why do all red-haired women taste like strawberries?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by LeHah

I'm not sure what you're refering to - but the Peter Parker character has long had a time-delay shutter on his camera (or, for more whiz-bang for your buck, a device on his belt that clicks the shutter whenever he passes in front of the camera lens). He just webs it to a wall and does whatever he does...

Clever guy, that Parker.

Originally Posted by LeHah

I... assume you missed about 10 minutes of the movie, as Marko is chased by police and he falls into the partical accelerator?

Yeah, but... Uh... Why is there a particle accelerator in the midst of a park? And why do those scientists activate it in the first place? Storyline... purposes?

Originally Posted by LeHah

You obviously know very little about the character, so I'll leave this one alone.

As I said, I'm not very into Spider-Man apart from reading a few Wikipedia entries. Haven't read a single comic.

Originally Posted by LeHah

You just sound jaded here. Can you legitimize any of your complaints or are you simply going to list them off, in the hopes that others odd their head in agreement with empty ideas?

A little bit 'a' both.
It's just that this happens a lot of the time with high-budget Hollywood productions that so desperately try to be heroic and epic. Then they want to rub some kind of morale in your face although you clearly recognise which message the director wanted to convey. *whine* *bitch* *moan*

Originally Posted by LeHah

As a matter of personal investigation I can tell you they don't.

You're cool.

Originally Posted by LeHah

Also: Stop quoting Goldeneye.

Never saw a Bond movie. This is the first time I accidentally quoted something.
...What exactly did I quote?

There's nowhere I can't reach.