HAY GUYS

Ayos · 04:45 PM

Well, er, I'm not a womans, so I can't really speak for them, but the majority of girls I've ever seen wear a tube top, no matter how large- or small-chested, have to keep pulling them up repeatedly when they wear 'em. I do know of one easy, and cheap, modification though.

Costume tape. Also sometimes referred to as Hollywood Tape, it's a "special kind of adhesive" that you stick to your clothes, and then to your skin, and voila, magically it stays. An ex of mine had to do that with her prom dress because she was afraid she would fall out of it, and it worked.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Ayos · Local time: Nov 20, 2006, 12:35 PM

Or you could steal LeHah's length of rope and tie it around the tube top - once above your bouncy-bouncies, and once below. It would be a fashion statement, in addition to saying "look at what's between this rope!"

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Ayos · Local time: Nov 20, 2006, 01:09 PM

Just so you aren't taken by surprise in the future, I should warn you that some women put bandaids over their nipples if they're being especially perky that day. I just put them over mine because I like how it feels.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Ayos · Local time: Nov 21, 2006, 01:48 AM

Originally Posted by Denicalis

You know, never have I seen someone more deserving of their over all 2 rating. Kudos, Ayos. Way to set the bar, buddy.

Um... where did this come from, and what are you getting at, exactly? Cause you just totally confused me. :eyebrow:

Most amazing jew boots

Ayos · Local time: Nov 21, 2006, 02:15 AM

See, there's the clarity I was looking for. You could just say something like "Your attempt at dry humor about this topic failed miserably."

How ya doing, buddy?

Ayos · Local time: Nov 21, 2006, 02:24 AM

Hey, I never claimed I was funny. I'd hate to be thought of as funny by those who currently think I'm not. It would basically shatter my world, and lower my expectations of everyone here.

No no, creepy internet guy would have said something more along the lines of "Hey, your tits would look RAD in a tube top, try it out and take some pictures and send them to me."
I think.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Ayos · Local time: Nov 21, 2006, 02:40 AM

Originally Posted by Leknaat

So, where's YOUR tube top?

It's sitting in my closet cause it won't stay up - I couldn't get LeHah to let me borrow his length of rope

Plus if I posted any more pictures of myself... Devo wouldn't be able to have kids. EVAR.

How ya doing, buddy?