I'm going to treat you like crap...and you'll like it...?

You know those situations where you see a guy, being a complete dick to a girl. Saying all these vulgar things, offending everyone around him with what he's saying...everyone around is usually offended, but the girls laughs and enjoys the company?

That's how things are with me. After two important relationships failed, I sorta became a huge, uncarring person towards females and the more of a dick I try to be, the more they seem to like my company.

I usually am always as honest as I can be, to the point (that I would think make people angry, which normally would any chick), but it has gotten to the point of annoyance with them that I try not to hide any little things back.

Girl-"Do you think i'm ugly"
Me-"You'd break almost every mirror I own"
Girl-*giggles* laughs...and goes on with better thoughts.

That's just beginning. A few weeks ago, I was bored and these girls were with a bunch of us..and you know the voice in the back of your head that you know you shouldn't really ever say to any female, cause guys thoughts are usually fucking horrible? Yeah...

I was bored, and wanted a change of conversation and decided to just let the stupid stuff come fourth

"Ya know, you'd look fantastic naked...to me, right now, you're not even wearing clothes and it looks fucking delicious"

...it makes me hate the fact that I was ever shy in highschool, to get away with saying the most vulgar, ridiculous shit possible to a positive response.

What's respect have to do with anything?

Jam it back in, in the dark.