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Alright, here we go.
When I was 5, like an idiot, I thought it would be cool to try and ride a bike on a log. Like balancing. Anyway, suffice it to say, I fell off, and a branch went partway through my leg. It left a huge gaping hole. Surprisingly, it didn't hurt until I went to feel my leg, then I realized there was some part of my leg missing. THEN it hurt like hell. I don't know what's in the roots of those trees in New Brunswick, but these were fucking strong branches. Jam it back in, in the dark. |
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