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[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!
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I'm going to write the most erotic, graphic, freakiest friend fiction ever


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Old Dec 25, 2008, 03:31 PM #1 of 4001
If it ever makes it that far, I want in as a water Genasi swordmage. Male. Virgil Hatherborne; average intelligence, but given to moments of extremely bizarre behavior guided by its own internal logic.

(I'm having too much fun reading the traphouse)

Jam it back in, in the dark.
It was lunchtime at Wagstaff.
Touching butts had been banned by the evil Headmaster Frond.
Suddenly, Tina Belcher appeared in the doorway.
She knew what she had to do.
She touched Jimmy Jr's butt and changed the world.

Last edited by wvlfpvp; Dec 25, 2008 at 04:54 PM.
wvlfpvp
I'm going to write the most erotic, graphic, freakiest friend fiction ever


Member 122

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Mar 2006


Old Dec 26, 2008, 04:45 PM #2 of 4001
None upstairs either? What are the walls made of?
They're made of rainbows and wishes.

There's nowhere I can't reach.
It was lunchtime at Wagstaff.
Touching butts had been banned by the evil Headmaster Frond.
Suddenly, Tina Belcher appeared in the doorway.
She knew what she had to do.
She touched Jimmy Jr's butt and changed the world.
wvlfpvp
I'm going to write the most erotic, graphic, freakiest friend fiction ever


Member 122

Level 55.02

Mar 2006


Old Dec 26, 2008, 09:26 PM #3 of 4001
Are there stairs in your house?
You're doing it wrong.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.
It was lunchtime at Wagstaff.
Touching butts had been banned by the evil Headmaster Frond.
Suddenly, Tina Belcher appeared in the doorway.
She knew what she had to do.
She touched Jimmy Jr's butt and changed the world.
wvlfpvp
I'm going to write the most erotic, graphic, freakiest friend fiction ever


Member 122

Level 55.02

Mar 2006


Old Dec 27, 2008, 11:58 PM #4 of 4001
Well, that was spectacular.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?
It was lunchtime at Wagstaff.
Touching butts had been banned by the evil Headmaster Frond.
Suddenly, Tina Belcher appeared in the doorway.
She knew what she had to do.
She touched Jimmy Jr's butt and changed the world.
wvlfpvp
I'm going to write the most erotic, graphic, freakiest friend fiction ever


Member 122

Level 55.02

Mar 2006


Old Dec 28, 2008, 03:21 PM #5 of 4001
There IS something to be said about waving a magical item with unknown effects around in the air and saying "DO SOMETHING."




Always worked for me, that's all I'm saying. Whether it was a good or bad thing depended on the item.

I was speaking idiomatically.
It was lunchtime at Wagstaff.
Touching butts had been banned by the evil Headmaster Frond.
Suddenly, Tina Belcher appeared in the doorway.
She knew what she had to do.
She touched Jimmy Jr's butt and changed the world.
wvlfpvp
I'm going to write the most erotic, graphic, freakiest friend fiction ever


Member 122

Level 55.02

Mar 2006


Old Dec 28, 2008, 07:33 PM #6 of 4001
Are the magical effects of a weapon dependant on proficiences? Seems like they shouldn't be.




Just sayin'.




fuck stats

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?
It was lunchtime at Wagstaff.
Touching butts had been banned by the evil Headmaster Frond.
Suddenly, Tina Belcher appeared in the doorway.
She knew what she had to do.
She touched Jimmy Jr's butt and changed the world.
wvlfpvp
I'm going to write the most erotic, graphic, freakiest friend fiction ever


Member 122

Level 55.02

Mar 2006


Old Dec 28, 2008, 11:19 PM #7 of 4001
Use it while you've got it! Even if it could lead to unpleasant circumstances in the future!


I mean, fuck. Maybe the most unlikely person to use it would be best for it. You know how things be.

FELIPE NO
It was lunchtime at Wagstaff.
Touching butts had been banned by the evil Headmaster Frond.
Suddenly, Tina Belcher appeared in the doorway.
She knew what she had to do.
She touched Jimmy Jr's butt and changed the world.
wvlfpvp
I'm going to write the most erotic, graphic, freakiest friend fiction ever


Member 122

Level 55.02

Mar 2006


Old Jan 2, 2009, 04:52 PM #8 of 4001
Here's the important question that none of you PCs are asking:


Does the ogre even fit in the hallway?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?
It was lunchtime at Wagstaff.
Touching butts had been banned by the evil Headmaster Frond.
Suddenly, Tina Belcher appeared in the doorway.
She knew what she had to do.
She touched Jimmy Jr's butt and changed the world.
wvlfpvp
I'm going to write the most erotic, graphic, freakiest friend fiction ever


Member 122

Level 55.02

Mar 2006


Old Jan 2, 2009, 05:04 PM #9 of 4001
This is what I get for only starting to follow this since Crusader.

Jam it back in, in the dark.
It was lunchtime at Wagstaff.
Touching butts had been banned by the evil Headmaster Frond.
Suddenly, Tina Belcher appeared in the doorway.
She knew what she had to do.
She touched Jimmy Jr's butt and changed the world.
wvlfpvp
I'm going to write the most erotic, graphic, freakiest friend fiction ever


Member 122

Level 55.02

Mar 2006


Old Jan 2, 2009, 05:13 PM #10 of 4001
Ah but I did it wrong LAST. I was not the first doing-it-wrong-er.

There's nowhere I can't reach.
It was lunchtime at Wagstaff.
Touching butts had been banned by the evil Headmaster Frond.
Suddenly, Tina Belcher appeared in the doorway.
She knew what she had to do.
She touched Jimmy Jr's butt and changed the world.
wvlfpvp
I'm going to write the most erotic, graphic, freakiest friend fiction ever


Member 122

Level 55.02

Mar 2006


Old Jan 2, 2009, 05:17 PM #11 of 4001
I don't really know, myself. Was I getting into character even though it'll be a year before my turn comes up?



THE WORLD WILL NEVER KNOW.

How ya doing, buddy?
It was lunchtime at Wagstaff.
Touching butts had been banned by the evil Headmaster Frond.
Suddenly, Tina Belcher appeared in the doorway.
She knew what she had to do.
She touched Jimmy Jr's butt and changed the world.
wvlfpvp
I'm going to write the most erotic, graphic, freakiest friend fiction ever


Member 122

Level 55.02

Mar 2006


Old Jan 5, 2009, 09:55 AM #12 of 4001
Yay Shin put Robbie Williams in the thread! In an earlier faggier incarnation, even!

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?
It was lunchtime at Wagstaff.
Touching butts had been banned by the evil Headmaster Frond.
Suddenly, Tina Belcher appeared in the doorway.
She knew what she had to do.
She touched Jimmy Jr's butt and changed the world.
wvlfpvp
I'm going to write the most erotic, graphic, freakiest friend fiction ever


Member 122

Level 55.02

Mar 2006


Old Jan 5, 2009, 01:54 PM #13 of 4001
I thought there weren't rules in place yet for bards, and therefore ;____;

Most amazing jew boots
It was lunchtime at Wagstaff.
Touching butts had been banned by the evil Headmaster Frond.
Suddenly, Tina Belcher appeared in the doorway.
She knew what she had to do.
She touched Jimmy Jr's butt and changed the world.
wvlfpvp
I'm going to write the most erotic, graphic, freakiest friend fiction ever


Member 122

Level 55.02

Mar 2006


Old Jan 6, 2009, 11:00 PM #14 of 4001
drop a thermal detonator in their laps? Watch them continue to do nothing with something potentially useful?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?
It was lunchtime at Wagstaff.
Touching butts had been banned by the evil Headmaster Frond.
Suddenly, Tina Belcher appeared in the doorway.
She knew what she had to do.
She touched Jimmy Jr's butt and changed the world.
wvlfpvp
I'm going to write the most erotic, graphic, freakiest friend fiction ever


Member 122

Level 55.02

Mar 2006


Old Jan 7, 2009, 10:22 AM #15 of 4001
Wait, wait. Elves are... elves are filled with acid?
I'm guessing they have to digest food.



Just sayin'.

How ya doing, buddy?
It was lunchtime at Wagstaff.
Touching butts had been banned by the evil Headmaster Frond.
Suddenly, Tina Belcher appeared in the doorway.
She knew what she had to do.
She touched Jimmy Jr's butt and changed the world.
wvlfpvp
I'm going to write the most erotic, graphic, freakiest friend fiction ever


Member 122

Level 55.02

Mar 2006


Old Jan 7, 2009, 05:03 PM #16 of 4001
What about those people too lazy to even choose either a race OR a class?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?
It was lunchtime at Wagstaff.
Touching butts had been banned by the evil Headmaster Frond.
Suddenly, Tina Belcher appeared in the doorway.
She knew what she had to do.
She touched Jimmy Jr's butt and changed the world.
wvlfpvp
I'm going to write the most erotic, graphic, freakiest friend fiction ever


Member 122

Level 55.02

Mar 2006


Old Jan 7, 2009, 06:39 PM #17 of 4001
When are you going to embed magical sound shower into the forums?

Jam it back in, in the dark.
It was lunchtime at Wagstaff.
Touching butts had been banned by the evil Headmaster Frond.
Suddenly, Tina Belcher appeared in the doorway.
She knew what she had to do.
She touched Jimmy Jr's butt and changed the world.
wvlfpvp
I'm going to write the most erotic, graphic, freakiest friend fiction ever


Member 122

Level 55.02

Mar 2006


Old Jan 9, 2009, 09:34 PM #18 of 4001
Bards and actors? CHORTLE.

There's nowhere I can't reach.
It was lunchtime at Wagstaff.
Touching butts had been banned by the evil Headmaster Frond.
Suddenly, Tina Belcher appeared in the doorway.
She knew what she had to do.
She touched Jimmy Jr's butt and changed the world.
wvlfpvp
I'm going to write the most erotic, graphic, freakiest friend fiction ever


Member 122

Level 55.02

Mar 2006


Old Jan 12, 2009, 03:55 PM #19 of 4001
Or a tiny version of Deni.

Most amazing jew boots
It was lunchtime at Wagstaff.
Touching butts had been banned by the evil Headmaster Frond.
Suddenly, Tina Belcher appeared in the doorway.
She knew what she had to do.
She touched Jimmy Jr's butt and changed the world.
wvlfpvp
I'm going to write the most erotic, graphic, freakiest friend fiction ever


Member 122

Level 55.02

Mar 2006


Old Jan 14, 2009, 11:16 AM #20 of 4001
Plus there's the fact that EVEN LESS PEOPLE WOULD DIE. Turnover? Nonexistent.

Most amazing jew boots
It was lunchtime at Wagstaff.
Touching butts had been banned by the evil Headmaster Frond.
Suddenly, Tina Belcher appeared in the doorway.
She knew what she had to do.
She touched Jimmy Jr's butt and changed the world.
wvlfpvp
I'm going to write the most erotic, graphic, freakiest friend fiction ever


Member 122

Level 55.02

Mar 2006


Old Jan 15, 2009, 09:19 AM #21 of 4001
So Pang, I know this isn't officially in Forgotten Realms, but I was wondering this:

Can my character have a spellscar? I'm not even asking about giving him the extra abilities associated therein, I'm just asking if he can HAVE one.



You know, because having more glowy things on my skin would look awesome.


Also, lollin at the Battlemech thing. *builds a mech, loads it up with machine guns, then says "YEAH I KNOW THEY DO NEXT TO NO DAMAGE BUT THEY DON'T CAUSE HEAT BUILD-UP"*

How ya doing, buddy?
It was lunchtime at Wagstaff.
Touching butts had been banned by the evil Headmaster Frond.
Suddenly, Tina Belcher appeared in the doorway.
She knew what she had to do.
She touched Jimmy Jr's butt and changed the world.

Last edited by wvlfpvp; Jan 15, 2009 at 09:22 AM.
wvlfpvp
I'm going to write the most erotic, graphic, freakiest friend fiction ever


Member 122

Level 55.02

Mar 2006


Old Jan 16, 2009, 10:57 AM #22 of 4001
Since you're counting eggs before they hatch, don't forget about paragon paths for either your class or race!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?
It was lunchtime at Wagstaff.
Touching butts had been banned by the evil Headmaster Frond.
Suddenly, Tina Belcher appeared in the doorway.
She knew what she had to do.
She touched Jimmy Jr's butt and changed the world.
wvlfpvp
I'm going to write the most erotic, graphic, freakiest friend fiction ever


Member 122

Level 55.02

Mar 2006


Old Jan 22, 2009, 11:09 AM #23 of 4001
But didn't Pang say that they still shuffled around during the day? Plus there's BEASTES UNKNOWEN hiding in that sematary.

How ya doing, buddy?
It was lunchtime at Wagstaff.
Touching butts had been banned by the evil Headmaster Frond.
Suddenly, Tina Belcher appeared in the doorway.
She knew what she had to do.
She touched Jimmy Jr's butt and changed the world.
wvlfpvp
I'm going to write the most erotic, graphic, freakiest friend fiction ever


Member 122

Level 55.02

Mar 2006


Old Jan 26, 2009, 01:04 PM 3 #24 of 4001
Let's not forget using a sun to ignite a nuclear explosion.

also this:

hand crossbow to green zombie (Z10)
Isn't giving the zombies your crossbow a bad idea?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?
It was lunchtime at Wagstaff.
Touching butts had been banned by the evil Headmaster Frond.
Suddenly, Tina Belcher appeared in the doorway.
She knew what she had to do.
She touched Jimmy Jr's butt and changed the world.
wvlfpvp
I'm going to write the most erotic, graphic, freakiest friend fiction ever


Member 122

Level 55.02

Mar 2006


Old Jan 26, 2009, 07:08 PM #25 of 4001
Hawkeye, I'm afraid it won't work out that way, but if we're lucky Pang might have the zombies do a song and dance number.
Is Michael Jackson in the vicinity?



Jam it back in, in the dark.
It was lunchtime at Wagstaff.
Touching butts had been banned by the evil Headmaster Frond.
Suddenly, Tina Belcher appeared in the doorway.
She knew what she had to do.
She touched Jimmy Jr's butt and changed the world.
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