[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

Dammit, I was hoping to use the faggots as bait, too.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by I. Nathan Higgers, Esq.

I swear to god if "cow man" turns out to be some sort of convoluted D&D Mo0 joke then I will punch Pang in the kidneys at the meet

Pang, I do believe the gauntlet has been thrown down.

I was speaking idiomatically.

nothing at all. I will say the fact that since EVERYONE in the group now is ridiculous on the RP front, I'm waiting to see what happens the next time Gordok turns into a bear.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Pangalin

Dunno, I think LeHah's Star Wars game is going a little bit slower

On a related note, I got an itch to play on the other side of the DM's screen for a change and so I signed up for a PbP over at ENWorld. The DM sends me a PM, tells me my character's locked in a box. I tell him I want to break out of the box. He says I can't. I tell him I wanna tip the box over. He says I can't. I say I wanna yell real loud until some other asshole opens this fucking box. He says nobody hears me.

Eventually I get out of the fucking box (all 5 players were locked in boxes, I shit you not) and then we spent literally an entire month standing around introducing ourselves to each other before I gave up and just deleted my bookmark and never looked back

So you were rp-ing Saw?

FELIPE NO

... You could just go back to the first page or so after each new person comes in. Pang posts it pretty regularly.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Skills. Hook me up with dat CC.


Also. Is there any class similar to a classic Berzerker? I'm trying to decide if I wanna double-class or just do character stuff.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Zergrinch

I'm kinda hoping the next guy would play a defender class, as we got more than enough leaders/controllers right now. (Especially if Garrmondo bites the dust here.)

But it looks like it'll have to wait until wvlfpvp .__.

Yeah, too bad I'm either doing Aegis of Ensnarement or Assault, and I'm leaning more towards Assault for fun character reasons.

While on the topic: if we happen to stay around until level 11, we only get one paragon path, right?

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Originally Posted by Zergrinch

That's still fine. Assault Swordmagi get to occupy enemies, and punish them for not attacking the swordmagi via their Aegis of Ensnarement. Sounds like a sticky defender to me

... But... only Ensnarement swordmages get Aegis of Ensnarement. Assault get to teleport all over the fucking place. Plus there's the whole Watersoul Genasi thing where they flow stupid fast. Sup bitches.

Oh, and I'm torn between Elemental Tempest and the Assault Swordmage specific Paragon path, so... there would be even less defense.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Zerg: I'm not going to twink out when I'm making the character. I mean, yes, I've already chosen a complimentary race, but I'm also holding out on learning a specific feat rather than having it learned when I roll the character up (as I'll be coming in at level>1) for characterization reasons.

I mean, yeah. Rock Paper Scissors Natural 20.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

So I was looking through the quest list and was saddened.


No more sex tent

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by AcerBandit

He choked on a pretzel.

QUICK ADMINISTER MOUNTAIN DEW

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Pang holy fuck Carcosa. Fantastic.

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Originally Posted by Lady STD KILLA

I was thinking more along the lines of the next player in being a firesoul genasi and setting fire to literally everything and shouting FLAME ON a lot.

No. Our genasi will have enough issues as it is.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?