[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

What, you don't like Soggy calling for Deus?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Satan: I'M NOT YOUR BUDDY, GUY.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

but it IS a Deus ex Machina.

Just cuz it's not a god.

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Isn't "Superman Swoops in and Saves the Day" a pretty classic Deus ex machina?

I mean, I haven't read a bunch of old comics from the sixties or anything but

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I want someone to play a mean joke on Garr and Soggy re: Bob.

FELIPE NO

I like how I already have my background and pretty much had it in place BEFORE Pang implemented it.

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Originally Posted by Shin

I just want someone to join as a bard and post only in rhyming couplets.

So you want Etrigan as a party member? That'd be fucking awesome.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Did you miss the part where the paladin stabbed the fuck out of the corpse "just to make sure it wasn't going to move?"

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Pangalin

Every player has stumbled over this, and every time I forget to explain it in advance. I blame myself

I blame the fact that people are apparently not reading the just-as-fun-as-the-game discussion thread and just reading the adventures.

How ya doing, buddy?

Logic would make me hope that the loading of the cannon (being the more time-consuming of the two) would count as a standard action, with the act of lighting a fuse being a minor.


At least if it's possible to actually do such a thing in one turn.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Animechanic

Thread subscriptions have been working fine for me. It's how I follow the adventure threads since no autosubscription from posting.

Yeah. I've also never had a problem with following Werewolf when I've done my whole "POSTING TO SUBSCRIBE" post at the start of a game.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I'd do it, but I don't know rules, so I'd just do stupid stuff like create an annoying Jar Jar Binks character and scare away the PCs. Also, my prose is nowhere near as entertaining as Pang's. Too many adjectives.

I was speaking idiomatically.

So what if someone were to ACT as if they were chaotic neutral, even though the alignments don't mean anything anymore?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

1 Die Roll Does it suck

It'd suck to have the boy suddenly disappear after one fight.

FELIPE NO

Fucking.




HILARIOUS.



In that "god, I hope EVERYBODY doesn't die, it'd be nice to play with SOME of these characters by the time my turn comes around" way.


Oh, and in that "wow, they just keep gettin' kilt by the stupidest things" way.

Also, WotC Star Wars is retarded for those of us who learned D6.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Shin

You know, conventional cartesian coordinate notation would suggest that those spaces are 6P and 3N actually

... I don't know if map directions are different in England, but when we've got a map index over here, it always reads VERTICAL-HORIZONTAL. Since this is a map and not a mathmatical grid.

Of course, the American way IS always best.

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Originally Posted by a lurker

It would be cool if the party, (much?) later on, found Gabe's skull somehow.

Could they call him BOB?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Because Deni's the one who's all Monkey Island.

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Originally Posted by AcerBandit

wvlf, are you referring to Murray?

Deni already got to it, but yes. I'm referring to the one line of dialogue in Murray's introduction that I will always remember. I can't decide if it's a pun, or a reference to Killer BOB from Twin Peaks. Since his name is written in all caps.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Then you could channel those bears for SHAMANISTIC FUN.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Holy god, that sextant quest seems PERFECT for the horde.




Just sayin'.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by knkwzrd

Really, all he has to do is get the enemy all oiled up for Bob and Soggy to light hump all over.

Fixed.

FELIPE NO

Let's not forget the possibility of oily "cake"

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

;_____; no sex tent for us. And I wanted to see how the "NO BLOODTHIRSTY PEOPLE" clause panned out.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

... the clean versions are brilliant.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Garr's a secret furry wanna hook up?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.