[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

I still want bouncyass image rotated 90 degrees. So I can tap dat ass.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I spammed the hell out of Turn Undead in Seiken Densetsu 3, if it's any consolation. Mebbe Pang's being, y'know, nice to those of us waiting.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I swan this Maris person is a carefully constructed Posting AI.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

... what about the goggy's attack, Pang?

I was speaking idiomatically.

Pang, question for the far future:
When we're rolling up our characters, are they going to be at the same general level as the rest of the party? (I'm imagining that it'll be somewhere around 7 or 8 by then) With this in mind, do we need to be choosing skills that'll compliment a possible paragon path? Also: would the paragon path that would be class-appropriate from the Planewalker sourcebook be usable (that one seems like it might be useful in non-Plane-based campaigns)?





"USEFUL" QUESTIONS.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

1 Dice Roll *This shit's the Bomb, baby

Rolling to see if this shit is the bomb, baby.


.... apparently, it is not.

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1 Dice Roll *Chase Lucifer off of Earth?

Rolling to see if I can chase Lucifer, Son of the Morning, off of Earth

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Yeah, this isn't the kind of game where I'd feel comfortable doing my own dice rolls.

Once LeHah has Star Wars going, I'll be perfectly happy with it. d6 + 1 special d6 die (for crits or horrible misses) is easy enough to keep track of.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Well, nobody ever said the boy had smarts.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Granted, this is about the first time that the dice have gone overwhelmingly in Pang's favor.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Well, that too.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Plus there's that whole "they're spiders" thing. They'd probably just swarm right up the damn thing and eat you while you were climbing, leaving only bones to rain down on the unlucky saps below you.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Actually, it's not a good idea to go ahead and create a character just yet. It'll be awhile before they get to us.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

What if it was a pit monster?


Does D&D have sarlaacs?

FELIPE NO

We're going to make the Horde paranoid and spend 3-days (in-game time, so like, 2 months) building bridges to cross pits.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Her only words?

FUCK YOU

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Yeah they do. If they know what's good for them.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

NIGGERS. SWARMS OF THEM.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

shouldn't Garr be turning off his signature? It's uglying up the thread.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Mickey Mouse also got pissed off and rampaged about before returning to Valhalla for a well-deserved rest.

(sorry about the sig thing. I'm a retarded).

I was speaking idiomatically.

Let's not forget Acer's Minotaur bard.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

... but you got rid of the alt-text. How am I supposed to hover and read a description extremely quickly?

FELIPE NO

I'm guessing they're from the Player's Handbook 2 . . . which makes me wonder if he's just waiting until it's uploaded to share.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I find it so endlessly NEAT that there are rules in place for stuff I was going to add in anyway. I already pretty much have the character sketched out, so yeah. I've just gotta choose some backgrounds that fit with what I've already written.

How ya doing, buddy?

I finally looked over the arcane book, and I'm not sure if I like my personal new options. Some of the feats are nice, but. Does anybody REALLY want to play I WILL KNOCK YOU DOWN.

There's nowhere I can't reach.