HAY GUYS

Arainach · Jul 19, 2007, 08:46 PM

One of the librarians at a library that got an advanced copy of the book took a digital camera and took pictures of damn near ALL the pages. I have a copy of it in pDF form. Very interesting. And cliche. I can't forget how cliche some of it is.

I can't help but think that this is an elaborate fake.

First, there's how completely bullshit the book is. The characters lack any depth, the story is boring, and the dialogue is unbearable.

Then there's the tell-tale mistakes. Harry exclaims "Thank God" in chapter three. I don't believe the word "God" has came out in any other book yet. And the following paragraph in chapter eight was where I decided that even Rowling isn't a poor enough author to write this shit:

"Oh, I'm so sorry," hisser Hermione, and as she dragged the waitress out of sight of the windows, Harry heard her mutter a suggestion as to where Ron could stick his wand instead.

Add in the complete lack of public condemnation from the publishers (they're too busy laughing at us I guess), and I'm saying fake. And if it's legit I'm not even reading my copy of the seventh book when it arrives. I'll throw it into the fireplace for Saturday evening.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Arainach · Jul 21, 2007, 11:39 PM

Originally Posted by agreatguy6

Would someone like to explain to me WHY THE HELL WIKIPEDIA HAS ERASED the HP7 PAGE?????
That's rediculous! i don't know how to find out who dies now... *tear*

You could always, you know, read the book.

just saying

How ya doing, buddy?

Arainach · Jul 22, 2007, 03:03 PM

Kilroy, the plot was spoiled right after book 6 came out. Rowling literally took a collection of the most popular fan theories and threw them together in one big book. Let's see....

Spoiler:

Snape's good
Snape swore to Dumbledore to protect Harry
Snape did it because he loves Lily
Dumbledore wanted Snape to commit the murder to protect Draco's innocence
Harry's a Horcrux
One of the Weasley twins dies
The Castle comes to life to defend itself
House-Elves and other "minor" creatures play a role in the final battle

And on and on.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.