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Why back in MY day I was young and easily impressed by Sonic's one-trick-pony style, and now that he actually has varied gameplay that gets raped by shitty cameras I don't like him anymore. You damn whippersnappers are selling him out and denying me my Burning Rangers and NiGHTS!
...what it sounds like in here. Sonic Team. Give the blue guy a rest and let some of your other IP do the work so Sonic can recover his image. Jam it back in, in the dark.
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![]() There's nowhere I can't reach.
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Is that shit even serious. :eyebrow: This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.
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I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?
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Why am I the only one on these boards who actually likes the American soudtrack over the Japanese one?! (Give or take a few songs) How ya doing, buddy?
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I thought Japan had the better boss themes and the last two levels had more likable songs, but all the level music before then felt horribly unmemoriable or even downright annoying. I would've missed the good parts though had it not been for the Sonic Rush soundtrack.
And thanx Infernal Monkey. What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?
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FELIPE NO
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^Sonic Advance 3's version was just as pimp and you know it.
Also Sonic Heroes wasn't good or bad. It was MEDIOCRE, son. Fanbase pandering! that's IT! It had the most pimp final boss fight of ANY Sonic game (including 3&K, and that says something), but that doesn't save the rest of the game from being a mediocre fest. Also Shadow's soundtrack was better than the game itself, I agree. devilmaycry is asslame, son. I like how you continue to exist without brain cells. Also Super Sonic has a point. This is still a 2-D fanboy retirement/complaint home. Can we find some good please. What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?
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So Sonic Team. Where's a new Chaos Angel. Or Sunset Park Zone. Those levels were pimp. Jam it back in, in the dark.
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That game was also waayyy tooo easy. I fell asleep on the second act of the ice level, woke up, and found that I was at the boss.
It's that sad. There's nowhere I can't reach.
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I still feel Advance 3 is underrated. Largely because
a)It had to pick up the trash from Advance 2 b)Two words: HEROES BACKLASH. While the fanbase was hating on Heroes, Advance 3 comes out with a partner system and everyone cries "HOLY SHIT NSTANT PHAIL" without giving it a chance. Also I found the special stages for Advance 1 a complete bitch and 3's were a joke (minus number 7). Finding the chao was the real excuse for tag team actions, and they were useful. Best of all once you found the damn chao you didn't have to do it again, even if you failed to complete the stage! Advance 3 has Chaos Angel, which is quite simply the BEST 2-D STAGE SINCE LAVE REEF! Complete with the best act mixes and everything! Argh, why the hell is that stage so underrated?! This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.
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I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?
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^That's why I'm not bothering with a Micro. EVER.
I was speaking idiomatically.
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http://www.sega.com/gamesite/sonicne...full/index.php
Yeah, because I'm an asshole and the 2-D Sonic fanbase is pissing me off, I'm going to necromance this thread! Have a look at that site, listen and tell me how awesome that soundtrack is going to be. If it's one place Sonic Next won't fail, it's the soundtrack. (Also help plz. Can anyone rip those off the site?) What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?
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YOU ARE MY HERO INFERNAL.
FELIPE NO
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Ouch. I bet all the jaded Sonic haters would cheer.
Oh, and about the ripped music infernal, Sega's site has it at a wrong pitch (the song's slightly slower). Any way to speed it up to the appropriate pitch? What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?
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...bad level design? In a 2-D Sonic. HA.
I thought the only 2-D Sonic with crap level design were all the late game Game Gear ones (Sonic Blast, Sonic Labrynth). You have a point with Shadow and Heroes. Even the abysmal Sonic Advance 2 had level design that suited its purpose well (HOLD RIGHT TO WIN ZOMG), even if you were aiming for the 7 special rings by the time you perfected their locations. Someone on this board said Advance 3 was "Mario on fast forward" rather than a Sonic game, and that still boggles me to this day. Jam it back in, in the dark.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wM7TDIjvGIE
I'm impressed. I don't know why, but I just am. The music was added, btw. The cult has the original video but I can't freaking find it. EDIT: Found it. But I'm not hotlinking, just go to their site and look it up under their upcoming stuff. There's nowhere I can't reach.
Last edited by Sin Ansem; Nov 11, 2006 at 06:30 PM.
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No. He wasn't holding anything, unless you count Princess Elise somewhere close to the end.
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.
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...these Sonic Advance 3 = Mario's levels have got to stop. Where the hell do these people get this from?
And I also like your bitching about the plot--"ZOMG SONIC HAS A PLOT NOW IT'S ALL DOOOMED!" "I can't make sense between two universes so IT'S ALL DOOMED!" T.V shows/comics don't count in Sega canon, so come back when you sound a little more objective and less 2-D fanboy, kthnx. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?
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^I was specifically referring to Sonic Advance 3, not Sonic as a whole.
I'm not even sure where you get the fact that Sonic is trying too hard to be 'cool'. That's ALWAYS how he's been, he's always been designed to appeal to the cool crowd since 1991, and that probably won't change. If it's anyone who tries too hard to be cool, it's Shadow. (I mean, who the fuck says "I'm the coolest!" when they're getting their ass kicked?!) I was speaking idiomatically.
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What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?
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Actually I was talking Sonic's attitude: the "blue dude with a tude" jabber is just as "forced cool = lame" as the whole "This is tight!" Sonic right now.
I bet if Sega came up with Soap Shoes in 1991 Sonic would be all over it. FELIPE NO
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And the chillback attitude was the "cool" thing to do back in 1991. Nice try though. What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?
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Mopefest thread again *sigh*
I think I'll put the hedge on the backburner and enjoy OUR THE Nintendo for a while. Jam it back in, in the dark.
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