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I live in the upper west side. One time I was restoring this painting while I was curator for a display at the Manhattan Museum of Art. The painting was of a 16th century tyrant named Vigo, he possessed me an in elaborate scheme to revive himself using the body of one of my female coworker's baby.
Jam it back in, in the dark. ![]() Posting without content since 2002. |
Where was the hundred foot marshmellow man in your story? You left out some of the best parts.
Like how your girlfriend sleeps above the sheets... four feet above the sheets. There's nowhere I can't reach. ![]() Posting without content since 2002. |
I never said I didn't believe in the supernatural, I just thought this would do much better in the sewers.
On the stranger side of things, true story, my grandfather used to make omelettes in his sleep. This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. ![]() Posting without content since 2002. |