[PC] Portal Website

Yeah, I just found this and have been playing with it some. Here are my findings, spoilered in case anyone else wants to go through the thing themselves (as unlikely as that may be):

Spoiler:

"Help" doesn't really do anything other than display an amusing message.

"User" has the same affect as "login", I guess. It brings up a username then password. Username doesn't seem to matter. "Portal" as the password gets you to the dos prompt.

From there, "apply" is the only thing you can enter, as that's the only program that shows up if you type in "directory". This brings you to the application form which is just a huge series of really bizarre questions. It also gives you a huge (UIN(+L)) serial code, but it doesn't seem to serve any purpose, as even if you enter it correctly at the end of the questions, it still says that you didn't and leaves you in a dead end. The serial code changes if you stay on the page long enough so no matter what, you can't enter the right one.

The only thing of interest I've noticed is that some letters slowly fade in and out in the question text. I went through a few times and made sure to write them all down.

The result?

t h e c a k e i s a l i e.

Yep. "The cake is a lie." This kind of explains the random ascii cakes flickering in the background and the many questions that have cake in them.

So, if you enter "THECAKEISALIE" at the DOS prompt, you get a new page that has a note/discussion of an employee about current work conditions and a security camera feed. All keystrokes I have tried so far result in it switching to a budget table.

Edit: I like how I found a website that has the complete step by step guide to completing this immediately after I spent an hour or so figuring everything out.

Jam it back in, in the dark.