[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

Also, Soggy's a Warlord. Perhaps a backwater cleric can't tell the difference?

It's ok, I couldn't either, and I was trying to play one...

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I controlled your representation in your party's current campaign. You surely cannot deny that.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by SCHWARZE-3

That's why I always use my character's name in the description.

This means that any other plane could pop in during Gabriel's turn and give fake orders.

"Gabriel runs headfirst into nearest wall."

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Hey look Pang! I'm Shin! Or am I?

FELIPE NO

aww...

SORCERER-5 could probably pass as you at first glance, except he's got his name in his title for some reason. That ruins all the fun.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Wow Pang. Your hard drives seem to be doing their best to sunder every project you undertake.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Isn't Argumentus still taking acid damage? I thought combat rounds continued as long as damage was being taken. Because hey, he could still die if he fails enough saves.

How ya doing, buddy?

I took myself off the future players list. Now I'm just the peanut gallery.

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Ah, ok then. Maybe it's just my DM's take on it.

The reason I brought it up is because it almost happened to my character. I had failed about 13 poison saves during the battle, and had just about expended my entire party's healing abilities when I finally ended the ongoing damage.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Um, Zergrinch...

Originally Posted by Pangalin

Atop a tiny wooden bench amidst all the heaped treasure sits an unassuming bronze chalice, fairly coated in ruinous verdigris.

Of course, Pang could just be messing with them, and the real MacGuffin lies elsewhere.

Edit: Oh yeah, congrats to all the players for taking out a dragon at level 2. That's a pretty impressive milestone at such a low level.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Bradylama

it's only a level 4 dragon

Yes, but that means it's intended to be a solo boss monster for a party of level 4 characters. If taken on at that level, you'd have an extra encounter power, all your defenses and attack rolls would be a point higher due to the 1/2 level bonus, and each of you would have an extra 2 stat points added to your character, meaning you could have higher modifiers if you put them on stats that are currently odd-numbered.

Take the compliment. TAKE IT!

How ya doing, buddy?

Fighters start with proficiency in Scale Armor, Brady. So you'd just have to get Plate Armor proficiency.

FELIPE NO

Well it's not really a tree per say, but I think Shin was talking about the advancement table on page 29 of the player handbook. It tells you which levels you get skills, feats, or stat upgrades on.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Brady wants to hit things. Let him hit things.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Uh, considering their flesh is falling off their bones, I don't think they're coming back.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

That theory excludes the bits about zombies wandering in from every direction, or just popping straight up out of the ground.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Whoa. Just caught up with the adventure after not reading for a while. I can't believe Pang actually managed to kill someone.l

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Where was Brady during all this boredom? It's Arg's duty to randomly smash down a door when things get too slow.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Wow, D&D creator total party kill

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by LeHah

I'm just use to playing sword-carriers in the past, so I automagically went for Fighter.

Argumentus Mk II activate!

Spoiler:

Avengers are sword-carrier strikers with a very good chance to hit (roll 2 dice, use whichever's better) and the potential to have pretty good defenses too. Plus you could be a righteous bastard and get into "my god is better" pissing contests with Gabe. Just a suggestion so the "absorb lots of damage and deal very little back" gameplay doesn't continue.

FELIPE NO

Is he at least a Battlerage Vigor or Tempest Fighter build so there's some variety within the "Human with a sword" archetype?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Aww... I was hoping his last name would be Ious.

Edit:

Originally Posted by Denicalis

I built a tempest fighter half-orc once. Motherfucker was -scary-.

I think my most terrifying creation is my half-orc ruthless ruffian rogue. Backstabs people with a mace, adds strength mod to most melee damage, and gains rattling keyword on most melee attacks.

How ya doing, buddy?

Check Deni's post, Lehah. Pang probably never got the picture, so you'll have to send it to him.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Thread subscriptions have been working fine for me. It's how I follow the adventure threads since no autosubscription from posting.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Gabe thinks those waves are mighty suspicious. They might be lying to him.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?