[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

Holy crap that table did a lot of damage. Someone chuck a keg of ale at it next.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Ah right, forgot one keg was spilled already. Why isn't the puddle on the map, Pang?

Also, stop that Pang! You want them to die and yet you give them such clear warnings not to do something stupid that would amuse us all. I for one would have loved to see Gabriel try it. It could have been chronicled forever on the 1st page of this thread.

Gabriel Sledgehammer, deceased. Cause of death: Keg of orcish ale.

Spoiler:

I just realized Deni's character is listed as "Gabriel Sledgegammer" on the first page

How ya doing, buddy?

You are just too hammy and delicious for your own good.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

So for Brady 1[W] refers to what, a 1d4 since he's just punching things?

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Did I just get quoted, reported, or both?

Anyways, if you use cleave with two enemies adjacent to you, and assuming your attack rolls hit both, your damage will end up like this:
Primary target: 1d4 + 4 damage (unarmed attack + strength modifier)
Secondary target: 4 damage (strength modifier)

Also, I can totally see Argumentus swinging a flail around. It's a prettyshiny ball on the end of a chain; the perfect toy for a man-child.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Sweet Jesus, I just looked at Brady's character sheet and he's got 18 Constitution too. I knew you were meaty, but damn.

If you live long enough to level, you should really get the Plate Mail armor proficiency. You are more than qualified, and it will make you that much better to stand behind. Might want to invest in (or loot) a heavy shield too.

Edit: How do you determine improvised weapon damage? The Player handbook just says anything from 1-5 lbs should be a 1d4 and doesn't go into any further detail, at least I haven't found it if it's in there somewhere.

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In order: diagonals too, and extremely.

DO IT

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I think you guys are saying "saving throw" when you mean "defenses". Paladin's Judgement is an attack against armor class, so odds are Deni just got a bad roll. Unless of course giggles the elf is wearing plate mail or something else with a high AC.

Edit: At least there's a chance Zeph will be more useful now that you've saved him. He might actually help now that he's realized he is a rogue and should be backstabbing things.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I just checked the book. Dropping prone (intentionally, as opposed to becoming unconscious) is a minor action. Standing up from prone is a move action.

You can stand up and move in the same turn, but your third action can only be a minor one.

Action substitutions available from your 3 actions every turn, where "->" means "can be substituted for":

1. standard -> move -> minor
2. move -> minor
3. minor

Edit: NO HEALING SURGE FOR YOU!

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Indeed. But standing up was a move action. Moving again used your standard action by substitution. All you can do after moving twice is a minor.

Edit: Just wait and see what Pang says. I do not wish to annoy him by backseat DMing, and he may give you a break anyway, since you thought standing was a minor.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Ok, here's my character's sheet. Perhaps someday one of you will actually manage to die so I can use him.

How ya doing, buddy?

You knocked Zeph out once, which I appreciate. Just have to do it again and get him to -13 HP before the paladin comes around.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Shin seems to be getting ahead of himself. I want to see him backpedal if his attack actually misses.

Originally Posted by a lurker

Hey, what sort of races are there? I'm still wanting to be some sort of healer.

See the first post.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Hey wait, didn't you say skill checks are a standard action? If so, Shin is trying to get away with too many actions too. He could just taunt verbally, I suppose.

FELIPE NO

But I'm booooooooored.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Not a bad idea, because then I could make myself a cunning hat. Sadly, I am at work. Hence the boredom.

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I apologize to everyone but Zeph. I have half an hour till my shift is up, and I am anxious to get the hell out of here.

Zeph, die properly next time. No more half-assing it.

How ya doing, buddy?

Hmm... considering that a DnD character sheet is a spreadsheet. Yes, yes I do. As do all players of DnD.

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Am I still allowed to make "DIE Zeph DIE!" comments?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

You would have to try very hard to be gayer than Shin's character.

How ya doing, buddy?

Holy crap! Shin harmed an enemy!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Yeah, I can play him. I've just been keeping myself out of this thread unless invited, as I am only tolerable in small doses.

I'll snag a copy of his sheet and make sure I am familiar with his skills. I have played a 4th edition warlord, but I think mine was the other build.

FELIPE NO

I suppose knk should get the final say, assuming he's not already gone. I promise I'll do my best to keep him alive though. I would feel extremely guilty if 'ol Soggy died on my watch.

And no stabbing Soggy in the back, Zeph. You promised to try to kill my character if and when I get in the game.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Considering Soggy's intelligence score, he would probably get a lot of use out of Commander's strike. Even if it substituting someone else's attack for your own, the bonus would prove useful, and Soggy seems pretty good at ending up out of reach of targets.

My two cents. We'll have to see what everyone else thinks.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Ow. Spent my last inspiring word on Bob and now I desperately need some HP.

There's nowhere I can't reach.