[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

1 Die Roll POTTY BREAK =D

Do I need to visit the potty?~

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What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

HIT THE DECK!

FELIPE NO

I was under the impression that it was optional as well. Pang has been doing rolls for everyone thus far, and he's probably pretty chillax with continuing it for folks who aren't sure of themselves.

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My goodness! Does Soggy have room for more status boxes?

How ya doing, buddy?

How much GP were the doggies carrying? =I

There's nowhere I can't reach.

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I dunno but it almost seems that enduring that amazing delusion and coming out of it refreshed should at least give you an intelligence boost or maybe a big .

How ya doing, buddy?

I'm curious though. How much dirt was removed?

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Originally Posted by Pangalin

Advice which will neither save nor kill them but may damn their souls to eternal torment in the Nine Hells is also acceptable.

ARG, USE THE CHILDREN AS MAKE-SHIFT CLUBS.

BE A HELICOPTER. YEAAAAH!

I was speaking idiomatically.

Hey Deni, maybe doggy think spider swarm can be num nums, yes?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I believe it's time soggy collapsed another wall. That is if he is able to stabilize.

FELIPE NO

Why is soggy not protecting his woman! =O

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Well, I'm pretty sure you can drag a dead companion to your local witchdoctor to bring them back to life minus a level down of experience and some major gp. However, based on how this game is being run it's possible Pang won't allow this. Plus you have to see-saw whether you want a new character with levels matching the groups or lost time/lost gp/lost exp/plus dragging a body around. But no matter since Pang has zapped Brigid out of there. On to the next crawler.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Yeah, it's better this way. If we were all together in some dank basement rolling d20s it might be a different story. I once had to drag a heavy ass dwarf who fell 200 feet to his death after a floating chicken brain ran into our lowering platform (failed his reflex check something fierce) after getting critical'd by a thri-kreen with shield-bashing. It cost some good money to get him fixed up proper.

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Originally Posted by Pangalin

So Arg flees into the next room, gets in the corner, goes prone, and successfully fights off the poison. I'm sure there is a cunning plan underneath this somewhere.

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This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Pangalin

why yes

yes indeed

we are fucked now

unless someone rolls up a lumberjack we stand no chance against the grue

How ya doing, buddy?

go beat up some rats again

I was speaking idiomatically.

A better question would be if you can hear it. Which is yes b/c holy shit a freaking pyramid block just fell from the ceiling, god damn.

How ya doing, buddy?

THE RATS ARE GLORIOUS TREASURE

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Pangalin

if Oblivion taught me anything it's that rats are routinely stuffed full of priceless silverware

AND RAT MEAT. DON'T FORGET THE RAT MEAT. DELICIOUS STAMINA INHIBITING RAT MEAT. EAT THAT SHIT IN MASS AND INCREASE YOUR ALCHEMY. MMMM RAT MEAT. MY FAVORITE.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Mickey Mouse took down a giant with some needles and thread. Those rats start talking or singing? Get the fuck out out of there.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

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>tgm

How ya doing, buddy?

The sword is an illusion.

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BEHOLD TRUE TREASURE WITHIN THE CHEST

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Your lack of faith in Garr is resounding.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

If this inactivity continues I'm going to have to make my hobbit warlock get down to business and see you in hell.

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I was speaking idiomatically.

SHIN HERE IS A GUIDE TO DEFEAT BRAIN IN A JAR

STEP 1

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SMASH JAR


STEP 2

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SQUISH SQUISH SQUISH SQUISH SQUISH


YOU GOT SOME SPLAINING TO DO.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?