[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

Guys, guys, guys, I've got it. Attack its club. There really isn't an ogre, so that's why you keep missing it. One of the elves is actually an illithid!

I was speaking idiomatically.

You're doing it wrong.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Huh? =I

FELIPE NO

Elfstar walks into a fogbank. The mists then dissipate. Lo and behold! Ravenloft. Enjoy.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

[spoony]bard[/spoony]

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I played a dwarf bard once but he gave inspiring speeches instead of song.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I think Pang is trying to trick you guys. =I

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Yes, so knk tricks pang into blessing him with the power to turn bugbears into gravy. That sure is some fancy chain mail you got there, guy.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Does a pang confirm crits or does he just go with a 20 roll when he sees it and call it a day?

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That little bastard can cover ground quickly.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Why is there a dead guy laying outside of the bar? =o

How ya doing, buddy?

Should have made Ewan black, Pang. Always gotta have a black man in dese tings.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Maybe I can be Sleepy.

Wait, no. Let's name him John.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Well, my character is. I think.

Maybe.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

No it wasn't. A good plan would involve an armored spike-covered chariot and fire. Lots of fire. And maybe a dirigible. On fire.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Hawkeye, I'm afraid it won't work out that way, but if we're lucky Pang might have the zombies do a song and dance number.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

If roleplaying autopilot is your thing I guess.

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moan

I was speaking idiomatically.

Make-shift fire explodytimes are the best. =))))

One campaign where all we did was escape a prison (and fail miserably once outside the gates) I made the best out of all lanterns I could find. During a fight in the courtyard between some mean, ugly prisoners and some of my party the guards were distracted, so I took the opportunity to climb up a pole and managed to conceal a lantern's door hinge in my anal cavity. Proved an excellent pick for my thief and we escaped our cells later that night during which I used lanterns to set a couple guards that I had caught by surprise on fire. They lit up real gooood.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

prison changes a desperate man

FELIPE NO

I bet Pang isn't showing the extent of the east wall on the map because he's building up for an awesome revelation of a wonderfulcandycritterpack giantinfectedzombiehorde.

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And then Argy was a zombie.

Originally Posted by Pangalin

I don't show the entire map at once because zooming out that far would reduce the PC tokens to about 3x3 pixels.

Stop crushing my dreams, Pang!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I don't get it. I thought turn undead was supposed to be a super effective skill on zombies. I recall one campaign where I decimated 7 zombies with one use of turn undead. And no my DM wasn't a pushover if you're wondering. He happily killed us when it was possible. And my character was pretty low-level too. The lower levels of the moat house in The Return to the Temple of Elemental Evil if you're wondering.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I hope Bob enjoys rape.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I hear he has a +9 skill for laying prone behind bars. =I

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I tell you what I can't wait to see all these places the zombies crawled out of. Sounds like adventure!

I was speaking idiomatically.