[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

Missed ID4 joke opportunity from the thing behind the glass, Pang. I propped you anyway. =')

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

HE ONLY WANTED A LITTLE HEP FROM HIS SKELETON FRIENDS YOU HAVE THE POWER, PANG

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I THINK YOU ARE UNDERESTIMATING YOUR OWN CREATURES, PANG. YOU'RE GOING TO LOSE CONTROL, PANG. THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE, PANG. THE CHILDREN ARE SCREAMING, PANG. WHEN WILL THESE DOGS GET THEIR DAY?! WHEN WILL THEY, PANG? WHEN WILL THEY? CAN I HAVE A CHOCOLATE BROWNIE, PANG?!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

If only knk was a pikachu ,`J

FELIPE NO

Holy fuck I'd been avoiding these two threads for a while to get some awesome story time reading with nerdy forum friends in FOR LATER. Now is LATER and now IS FUCKING AWESOME. I love you all so much. I've run out of props. There aren't enough. There never are. <3

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

i suggest

DUAL WIELDING CHAINMAIL!

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Guuuuuuuuuys, feed a candy or two to the giant lizard. I'm starving in here! I'll take cover behind the gall bladder. No worry.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

lurker is a big ol meanie face

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Guys, I'm pretty chill basking in acid and a few bombs aintnothang. I'll just walk inside the dragon for ya. I think I have a good grasp of where stomachs are located now. BOOM. Problem solved.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

As much as I <3 the kobolds I like this FREE THE LIZARD idea very much. =)))))))

I was speaking idiomatically.

Oh, so I guess I wasn't inside that particular stomach after all. Or was I?! Dun dun dunnnnnnn.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

CURSES!

FELIPE NO

mmmmm triple-headed flail
oh my my my~

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

BEAR RUG BEAR RUG BEAR RUG BEAR RUG BEAR RUG

Jam it back in, in the dark.

now would be a great time for save states! =o

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Have mots collapse the house on them.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Delicious pudding.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Are there stairs in your house?

I was speaking idiomatically.

fucking elves! =U

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

If only! =Y

FELIPE NO

This is a great time for some deus ex machina. Yup.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

True, but there is always the possibility that some folks may pass on joining. It has been quite a long time since the initial queue was set up. In any case I wasn't referring to me joining. More or less something awesome to help even the odds for poor Argy.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Pangalin

I dropped a magic broadsword into their hands, what else can I do

Give them the launch codes!

There's nowhere I can't reach.

This is your grand opportunity to HOUSE THE OGRE, knk.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

But the house is made of delicious chocolate pudding. If you're lucky.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?