[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

PANG PANG CAN MY HALFLING WARLOCK BE BEHIND DOOR NUMBER TWO THREE AND ON FIRE? I CAN CHECK FOR MORE FIRE DOORS. I CAN DO THIS WELL. SO WELL. I WILL BE THE SUN BURNING IN THE DARKNESS FOR ALL TO SEE. I CAN FEEL THE COSMOS.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

DRAT! DOUBLE DRAT!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

How dreadful. If only there were another giant yellow slime to clean this mess up tidy.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I'm on shit DSL, Pang, and the detail in those images are fuckwin. Shin sure is a beauty.

I'd say that it would be good to keep doing focus areas like you have though. If you don't need to show the entirety of the map in one of the turns then don't.

And knk, they're called popups. They were originally made for drop down link lists but were expanded to include other bbcode like images and stuff.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Perhaps that would be why cutting off its head with an axe would be a great idea if was easily accomplished.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I can't see how it being dead (for good) would be a bad thing.

FELIPE NO

Oh, I see now.

Why do all the parties that insist on living in this hell keep a damned pet?

FUCK! WHY COULD THE PARTY NOT HAVE A PET YELLOW SLIME?!

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Nah, all he has to do is aim for its weak point.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Didn't he also get a vial of oil or some crap? I wanna see somebody set on fire.

How ya doing, buddy?

Yes, the chard door holds wonders and fortune behind it. Open the world with your wizard's hand, Shin. You can do it. I know you can for I believe!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Zephyrin

I didn't pick up the oil. But I'm betting if I had, you bastards wouldn't mind me drinking that, either.

What? I'm pretty sure you did pick it up. Really?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

lol you guys seriously want me to play his character? I can't guarantee any miracles.

How ya doing, buddy?

I pass the torch to the mechanic.

How ya doing, buddy?

Where's Brady? =I

FELIPE NO

Keep the guard as pet.

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Not with the all-you-can-eat crab buffet he's about to receive. Somebody light this crab up and steam it into fine cuisine.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I hope it's a pie-in-the-face! :ontheedgeofmyseatwaiting:

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I wonder what would happen if you filled the gap on the book shelf? =))))

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

That was a pretty big battle you guys went through with a new one looming just ahead.

Motivation to go into that again so soon might be true. You need a few moments to pee down holes in the wall and making flavored water and running from boulders in between battles. Hopefully whatever comes down the hall is interesting. I find the function of this dungeon and its community intriguing. More of that please.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Zeph, I recommend that you sneak in through the ventilation system.

I was speaking idiomatically.

WEAR A BLINDFOLD PERFORM RHYTHMIC GYMNASTICS

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

PLAY A KOBOLD CAMPAIGN TRY TO STEAL A BABY

FELIPE NO

I see what I assume are multiple pressure plates and crates. We should...

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Nah, only a day or two maybe. =I

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Guys, my character is hidden inside the giant lizard's second stomach. The acid burns. Please rescue me.

There's nowhere I can't reach.