Does this mp4 player work?

I've seen lots of those bootleg iPods, online and offline...they pop up at Asian markets, street vendors, iffy computer retailers, and flea markets sometimes. I'm guessing that you'll get an 8 gigaBIT player, which is equal to one gigabyte...technically, they're telling the truth, I guess, and I'm sure that eBay will side with the big-time seller. As for video...eh, I wouldn't bet on it being able to play anything besides a tiny, nasty-looking thing.

Think of it this way. If it was possible to make an MP3 player the size of an iPod nano, that had 8 GB of real space and good video playback and could be sold for $85, don't you think that Apple, who have a huge research budget, would be making one?

Jam it back in, in the dark.