Allergies

I am allergic to pork. Every time I eat it I get massive stomach cramps and, if I've eaten enough of it, I throw up. Let's just say I haven't done that in about thirteen years, and even then it wasn't intentional (my grandparents fed me pork ribs while telling me they were beef and you can guess what happened). This allergy goes well beyond the meat of the animal, though. If I eat refried beans made with pig lard my stomach cramps up. The same thing happens with gravy made with pork drippings, though in most cases I can smell or taste the pork in the food and just don't eat it.

I am also allergic to the stuff they give you when you get a CT scan. The problem is I don't remember if it was the stuff I drank or the stuff they injected into my IV that made me react (I was pretty young at the time) but it made me itch like crazy.

Jam it back in, in the dark.