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**Tails** · 02:16 AM

I was going to take your post seriously right up until you mentioned Metal Gear Solid, Mario and Zelda as equal series'.

Ahahaha, nice one.

Anyways, back on topic here, I got the special edition coming in. Any word on what's going to be on the soundtrack? Can't wait to rip it up with all you motherfuckers online.

Also are people ever going to come up with anything better for the PC than fucking SS2? Cause man, GTA certainly doesn't have shit on a game from nearly ten fucking years ago.

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**Tails** · Apr 26, 2008, 04:32 AM

I don't know what you're talking about, but I didn't put in my pre-order until AFTER the 10/10 came out. Completely disregard the fact that this doesn't make sense because they stopped taking special edition preorders before the review dropped.

It just is. 10/10 motherfucker.

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**Tails** · Apr 26, 2008, 07:11 AM

And here I was thinking this was a thread about GTA. Hang on to your hats, I'm about to copy some shit from Kotaku (god forbid).

Soundtrack that comes with the SE is as follows:

Soviet Connection [The Theme From Grand Theft Auto IV] by Michael Hunter
Dirty New Yorker by Mobb Deep Feat. Havoc & Prodigy from H.N.I.C. Part 2 Sessions
No Sex For Ben by The Rapture
No Fraid A by Munga
Where's My Money by Busta Rhymes
I Want You by C.J.
Rocky Mountain Way by Joe Walsh
Stand Up Jamrock by Bob Marley & The Wailers and Damian Marley
Liberty City: The Invasion by Seryoga
Vagabond by Greenskeepers
On A Journey by Electrik Funk
Nickname by Qadir
Holy Thursday by David Axelrod
War Is Necessary by Nas
Zombie by Fela Kuti
5:23 by Global Communication

Mobb Deep, Busta AND Nas? Excellent.

How ya doing, buddy?

**Tails** · Apr 27, 2008, 07:24 PM

Lmao, hard drive installs. Such a worthless, worthless feature.

I believe the answer is no, however.

How ya doing, buddy?

**Tails** · May 3, 2008, 04:32 AM

Originally Posted by Meia

I really like the shooting controls now. Its much more controlled at least. Maybe... anyway what's the main character's origins? Just curious, I kept thinking russian but I could be wrong.

The cousins Bellic are Serbian.

I was speaking idiomatically.

**Tails** · May 17, 2008, 04:07 AM

Originally Posted by Jessykins <3

Rotorblade is just mad because he got one of the copies that had freezing issues. Haha, you suck, Eric.

My favorite part is how people are still getting their panties in a twist trying to crusade about how GTA isn't a 10/10. Ok fine, you don't think it's great, we got the point ten pages ago, you can shut up now.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

**Tails** · May 17, 2008, 02:42 PM

Originally Posted by Infernal Monkey

Guys. Shut up. >=( YOU CAN PUSH OLD LADIES OVER. Fuckin'... fuckin'... 16/10!

I'll only agree with the "Not a 10/10" crowd on the condition that they agree that the only 10/10 game ever made was Cheetah Men II.

How ya doing, buddy?

**Tails** · May 17, 2008, 05:10 PM

Originally Posted by Rotorblade

I've said it before, it's about expecting better.

I expect better too. GTA should have been an 11/10, I'm disappointed at Rockstar for only making a 10.

In all seriousness though, given the vast amount of media out there now, who even actually uses reviews as a part of their decision to buy a game. I haven't picked up a game mag or done more than skim through online reviews for years now. Given the demo services, videos, screens and other forms of media floating around on the internet, not to mention the multitude of people around here who could probably give you a good idea about what most games are like, there's really no need for it other than supplementary info. I've gone to GFFers more often about shit than I have IGN/Whothefuckeverelse, just ask Guru, I bug him about shit I see him playing that I might like.

I'd much rather buy something based on what I see for myself and that someone I know who plays similar shit might like as opposed to what some goof in an office wrote.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?