Once in a lifetime opportunity

Uh, this scenario...I don't know...sounds a bit intriguing?

I'd follow a will-o'-the-wisp instead.

Aliens are kind of old nowadays. Even if they have candies.

Even if their plan is impregnanting every woman in the planet and turn humanity into their race.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Denicalis

So aliens are old, but you'd follow a folktale that dates back to medieval Europe?

Aliens got repeated in films, stories, scenarios, and others way too often.

Now will-o'-the-wisps are old, but they don't really get the spotlight pretty much

And now I'm running off tracks --'

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Rangel

This scenario does kind of sound like the beginning to a bad porno...

Well...

Spoiler:

Originally Posted by Timberwolf8889

I find your choices limiting. Where is "No, I don't want to be anally raped by aliens"

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.