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I have a somewhat strange question to ask...regarding my own experience. To make the explaining easier, I'll make it in a scenario chain. And NO, this is not a gay thread.

#1: I have a friend. A boy, to be precise. Both of us are friends, but not really a close one. Both of us don't really talk to each other---mostly the topic is only about lessons and cheap jokes. Then one day he SMS-ed me this: "Hey, I think I'm in love with someone. What should I do?"

What does this mean?



#2: I thought it was a prank and went by, neglecting the SMS. The next three days, he started dating a girl. No one saw this one coming; they all freaked out, especially because both of them didn't seem to be close enough to start dating. This means, the only one who was alerted about this is me.

What does the message earlier mean now? And why it is sent to me, not to his other friend, which may be closer to him?



#3: Until now, he refuses to tell me the reason.

Does this one have a hidden meaning to?



The truth is, I am not a very going out type, and I don't really understand this. Maybe you guys do.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

No, I didn't freak out because he went out with a girl. In fact, I didn't freak at all. The thing I don't understand is why he only told me.

And no, no, no. I'm a gay BUT I'm NOT interested in him. I don't even flirt with him.

ADDITIONAL SPAM: I should've posted this in The Sewers instead.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I know you're all confused about this thing seeming simple. You all don't read that fact he's not close to me---he could choose anyone closer that a guy to whom he asks only about lesson material. And I indeed forgot to mention that he is not a frank person, especially about his thoughts, and he's mentioning this to me?

It's like he's expecting something from me. But t wait for my first move? No one in my environment knows I'm gay, and I want to keep it that way.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg

Yeah, but what about your vagina?

You remind me of Denicalis from post to post.

I'm closing this.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Denicalis

The biggest error was thinking anyone gives a fuck about your life. You're a dull, uninteresting, utterly boring twat and frankly I wish you'd go the way of a few prior members and just fucking die already.

In summation: You're a useless faggot and no one cares about you.

Then why do you post at the first place if you think I'm useless and no one cares about me? Just ignore me and curse me from the deepest trench of your heart that I'll die miserably and painfully due to my purposeless life. Easy enough.

So what if I'm dull, uninteresting, and a utterly boring twat? So what if I worry too much about a single text message, of which you people need two thread pages to convince me that it doesn't worth it? It's me, not you.

And the biggest error in my life is not about thinking THIS way or being a pathetic worm waiting to be crushed thoroughly; it's for believing that a bunch of foreigners would actually give out fair comments without prejudices about gay contents---that's my mistake, hell yeah.

Originally Posted by Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg

Tell me all about your greasy cunt.

It has been merged long enough into a scrotum, if you need to know that badly. Quit the business already.

I was speaking idiomatically.