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Ozma Jul 30, 2009 07:01 AM

For gays only
 
I have a somewhat strange question to ask...regarding my own experience. To make the explaining easier, I'll make it in a scenario chain. And NO, this is not a gay thread.

#1: I have a friend. A boy, to be precise. Both of us are friends, but not really a close one. Both of us don't really talk to each other---mostly the topic is only about lessons and cheap jokes. Then one day he SMS-ed me this: "Hey, I think I'm in love with someone. What should I do?"

What does this mean?



#2: I thought it was a prank and went by, neglecting the SMS. The next three days, he started dating a girl. No one saw this one coming; they all freaked out, especially because both of them didn't seem to be close enough to start dating. This means, the only one who was alerted about this is me.

What does the message earlier mean now? And why it is sent to me, not to his other friend, which may be closer to him?



#3: Until now, he refuses to tell me the reason.

Does this one have a hidden meaning to?



The truth is, I am not a very going out type, and I don't really understand this. Maybe you guys do.

Sarag Jul 30, 2009 09:52 AM

I don't understand what the problem is.

NovaX Jul 30, 2009 09:55 AM

You were all freaking out that he went out with a girl? Maybe this is a gay thread.

Misogynyst Gynecologist Jul 30, 2009 09:59 AM

Quote:

And NO, this is not a gay thread.
And yet it is!

Seriously though, its been a LONG time since we've gotten a post this ... badly worded. Either English is your second language, you're 13 years old or you really need to lay off the 4chan visits.

Congle line of abuse. Or is that conga-line. Or congaline. Jul 30, 2009 10:32 AM

I have this friend, right, and he sent me a text. Yeah. And he just said one thing: "I'm going to experiment with boys."

What does this mean?

The next day I, I mean my friend, started experimenting with boys and everyone freaked out. NOW what does that message mean?

It's like, some sort of secret message? What should I tell my family, it was only a one time thing.

Additional Spam:
Spoiler:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ozma (Post 716888)
I have a somewhat strange question to ask...regarding my own experience. To make the explaining easier, I'll make it in a scenario chain. And NO, this is not a gay thread.

#1: I have a friend. A boy, to be precise. Both of us are friends, but not really a close one. Both of us don't really talk to each other---mostly the topic is only about lessons and cheap jokes. Then one day he SMS-ed me this: "Hey, I think I'm in love with someone. What should I do?"

What does this mean?



#2: I thought it was a prank and went by, neglecting the SMS. The next three days, he started dating a girl. No one saw this one coming; they all freaked out, especially because both of them didn't seem to be close enough to start dating. This means, the only one who was alerted about this is me.

What does the message earlier mean now? And why it is sent to me, not to his other friend, which may be closer to him?



#3: Until now, he refuses to tell me the reason.

Does this one have a hidden meaning to?



The truth is, I am not a very going out type, and I don't really understand this. Maybe you guys do.

The secret: your friend started dating someone.


Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss Jul 30, 2009 12:35 PM

It means the girl is a beard and what he really wants is your cock.

I poked it and it made a sad sound Jul 30, 2009 12:54 PM

I thought Ozma was a chick.

If Ozma IS a chick, the story becomes a lot more clear.

FatsDomino Jul 30, 2009 01:21 PM

That he said that this is not a gay thread would imply that he is a guy because he has revealed to us that his friend is in fact a boy.

Put Balls Jul 30, 2009 01:27 PM

The friend was just telling Ozma to stop flirting and jump him. When Ozma didn't, because he didn't understand the text message, the guy went on with his life and started dating a girl.

A pretty clear picture:

He fails as a homo.

Krelian Jul 30, 2009 02:08 PM

I don't believe you're a guy, Ozma.

Enjoy your vagina.

Sarag Jul 30, 2009 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by YOU MAD (Post 716988)
no girls allowed sign

Yeah, one is allowed in.

Misogynyst Gynecologist Jul 30, 2009 02:31 PM

The obvious answer to Ozma's situation is double penetration.

Musharraf Jul 30, 2009 02:33 PM

Fucking cunts

Additional Spam:
Two penises get rated. One gets an A, one gets a D. Which one's better off?

--> The one with D, he still has to pass the oral examination.

Cirno Jul 30, 2009 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg (Post 716990)
I don't believe you're a guy, Ozma.

Enjoy your vagina.

I read this in Zorg/Oldman's voice.

Ozma Jul 31, 2009 03:50 AM

No, I didn't freak out because he went out with a girl. In fact, I didn't freak at all. The thing I don't understand is why he only told me.

And no, no, no. I'm a gay BUT I'm NOT interested in him. I don't even flirt with him.

ADDITIONAL SPAM: I should've posted this in The Sewers instead.

Krelian Jul 31, 2009 04:47 AM

Why did you diss me, Ozma?

Is there sand in your vagina?

Tell me about your vagina.

Timberwolf8889 Jul 31, 2009 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ozma (Post 717116)
And no, no, no. I'm a gay BUT I'm NOT interested in him. I don't even flirt with him.

...

...

...

And maybe he told you because, I don't know...you're his friend?

Radez Jul 31, 2009 10:51 AM

Dude, you do understand right that there's a ton of reasons why he could have, on the spur of the moment, sent you a text. You're essentially trying to analyze a random event outside of any context. Good luck with that. <3

Also I am happy you are gay. I need more people to sleep with.

Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss Jul 31, 2009 10:58 AM

Yeah, stop over-analysing this. The dude clearly wants some Ozma cock and was hoping you'd give him some when he threatened to get with a chick. He tested you and you were found wanting. Learn from the experience and move on.

Misogynyst Gynecologist Jul 31, 2009 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Radez29 (Post 717180)
Also I am happy you are gay. I need more people to sleep with.

Radez has enough choloroform to knock out the entire staff and student body at a New York High School.

Ozma Aug 1, 2009 02:53 AM

I know you're all confused about this thing seeming simple. You all don't read that fact he's not close to me---he could choose anyone closer that a guy to whom he asks only about lesson material. And I indeed forgot to mention that he is not a frank person, especially about his thoughts, and he's mentioning this to me?

It's like he's expecting something from me. But t wait for my first move? No one in my environment knows I'm gay, and I want to keep it that way.

Crash "Long-Winded Wrong Answer" Landon Aug 1, 2009 03:45 AM

I've changed the thread title to better reflect the nature of this discussion.

Krelian Aug 1, 2009 04:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ozma (Post 717315)
I know you're all confused about this thing seeming simple. You all don't read that fact he's not close to me---he could choose anyone closer that a guy to whom he asks only about lesson material. And I indeed forgot to mention that he is not a frank person, especially about his thoughts, and he's mentioning this to me?

It's like he's expecting something from me. But t wait for my first move? No one in my environment knows I'm gay, and I want to keep it that way.

Yeah, but what about your vagina?

Ozma Aug 1, 2009 04:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg (Post 717341)
Yeah, but what about your vagina?

You remind me of Denicalis from post to post.

I'm closing this.


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