GFF Risk 7 - This time, it's personal

Originally Posted by Zergrinch

Cancel the 9:08 AM attacks then

I can't, you doof, they've already gone through.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

...

Fine, use the item. Argh. C'mon, just 6 minutes!

I was speaking idiomatically.

Tritoch has guessed my terrible secret. I must therefore launch a counterattack before word spreads and I get requests to solve complex differential equations.

Day 3 Turn 1: Attack wvlfpvpia
Day 3 Turn 2: Attack Crash's Keep

I would also like to purchase, and use, 2 Tanks, aimed at nikiri and knkwzrdlandia.

Originally Posted by orion_mk3

I'd also like to use Tanks to reclaim nikiri.

Apparently my use of tanks on nikiri got missed last night; I assume there was a legitimate reason for that (the Clone, perhaps?); if not, there's no need to attack it again since I'd already own the joint (in that case, cancel both the purchase and the attack please).

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Oh fuck.

How ya doing, buddy?

You're right, I missed nikiri last night. You only needed to purchase 1 Tank, since you still have the initial one from the start of the game. With the 2 Tank attacks, knkwzrd is the first to be eliminated from the game.

-orionmk3 uses Tanks to invade nikiri and knkwzrdlandia
-orionmk3 gets spoils of war 39 gil and 1 item (Energy Boost).

More results:
-Tritoch/orionmk3 for orionmkfso: Tritoch conquers
-Tritoch/orionmk3 for CHz: Tritoch conquers
-Tritoch/orionmk3 for Encephalonia: orionmk3 defends
-Tritoch/orionmk3 for Alicetopia: orionmk3 defends

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I'll make my next two moves then, before someone decides to get Satanic on my ass. It's time to counterattack some more and reclaim the Motherland

Day 3 Turn 3: Attack orionmkfso
Day 4 Turn 4: Attack CHz

Jam it back in, in the dark.

[3 1/4] Shin
[3 2/4] Gechmir
[3 3-4/4] Shin/Gechmir (if I didn't win) Uzuki/Tails/Turnip (if Rockgamer doesn't win) Blah (if none applied)

Most amazing jew boots

o Zergrinch u

I'd ban contingencies if I didn't know you were in a wonky time zone, and in a perfect setup game actions would happen instantaneously. Still, if everyone starts doing it, I'll have to ban them, because I won't be able to keep track.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I shall use Legion's Satanic Intervention and a Simply Majestic Clone on Yeldarb!

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I think it is time for me to use a nuke. Launching nuke at Infernal's Land of JT and hoping that the fallout spreads to ?^_______^?, Brent's Haggis Haven and Arab Rep. of Capo.

Attacking LeHah City, Freelance Wolftopia, Xardoctic Empire and Ryuu's SS

How ya doing, buddy?

Plarom has used both Simply Majestic and Legion on Yeldarb today. The outcome is that Yeldarb loses one turn, and his attacks now have a 20% chance of failing.

Domino nuked Infernal's LoJT, which is important to determining if Zergrinch killed off wvlfpvp last night. As such, I'd still like wvlfpvp to submit number(s) for that battle with Zergrinch, even though it's no longer relevant.

-Domino drops an Atomic Bomb on Infernal Monkey's Land of Jelly Turtles, and the fallout spreads to ?^_______^?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I'm going to work on a northern offensive:

RacinReaveronia
Isthmus of Tritopia
Merv Burgerstan
Plaromvia

FELIPE NO

I'll make my move early today, since my countries seem to be in high demand. First of all, I'd like to buy a Death Ray and cast its lovely light all over Lukagenegro, Blue Kirbystan, and the Peoples' Republic of Devo. Then I'll roll a tank on into Grawltasia, thus beating Zerg to the reward money.

EDIT: In case I'm remembering wrong and items don't beat turns chronologically so I'd still have to wait on Zerg's results and such, just cancel all of that.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Items don't trump chronological order. You of all people should know that.

Dullenplain fended off Zergrinch's death charge and rebounded nicely:

-RockgamerXIII/Dullenplain for Dr. Uzukistan: RockgamerXIII conquers
-RockgamerXIII/Dullenplain for Tails' FFZ: Dullenplain defends
-RockgamerXIII/Dullenplain for Bigturnip Ocean: Dullenplain defends
-orionmk3/Tritoch for wvlfpvpia: orionmk3 conquers
-orionmk3/Tritoch for Crash Landon's Keep: orionmk3 conquers
-orionmk3/Tritoch for orionmkfso: Tritoch defends
-orionmk3/Tritoch for CHz: orionmk3 conquers
-Zergrinch/Dullenplain for Shintasia: Dullenplain defends
-Zergrinch/Dullenplain for Gechmiralia: Zergrinch conquers
-Zergrinch/Dullenplain for Tails' FFZ: Dullenplain defends
-Dullenplain/Zergrinch for RacinReaveronia: Dullenplain conquers
-Dullenplain/Tritoch for Isthmus of Tritopia: Tritoch defends
-Dullenplain/Zergrinch for Merv Bergerstan: Zergrinch defends

How ya doing, buddy?

Very well then. In that case, I use the Death Ray on RacinReaveronia, Tails' Furry Fun Zone, and Shintasia. Then I'll use my specially fitted Tank to take the Bigturnip Ocean.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Given that it seems like Tritoch is bent on taking my spoils, I'll hand over everything to him anyway.

However, I request that I claim hosting rights to the next GFF Risk game. I have some things I want to try out.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I buy a nuke and I use it to attack in this order

1: SR of Bradylama
2: Brent's Haggis Haven
3: Arab Rep. of Capo
4: US of IC

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Dullenplain

Given that it seems like Tritoch is bent on taking my spoils, I'll hand over everything to him anyway.

However, I request that I claim hosting rights to the next GFF Risk game. I have some things I want to try out.

Cool, cool.. But couldn't you have given ME all your stuff, instead?

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Dullenplain

However, I request that I claim hosting rights to the next GFF Risk game. I have some things I want to try out.

Sure, fine by me. It's more work than it looks though; just ask Zergrinch.

wvlfpvp survives Zergrinch, IC forfeits a battle, and Dullenplain becomes the second casualty:

-Ryuu/Identity Crisis for Brent's HH: Ryuu conquers (no number)
-Zergrinch/wvlfpvp for Lukagenegro: Zergrinch conquers
-Zergrinch/wvlfpvp for Infernal Monkey's LoJT: wvlfpvp defends
-Zergrinch/wvlfpvp for Grawltasia: Zergrinch conquers
-Zergrinch/wvlfpvp for Infernal Monkey's LoJT: wvlfpvp defends again
-Dullenplain/Tritoch for Plaromvia: Dullenplain surrenders, Tritoch defends
-Tritoch uses Death Ray on RacinReaveronia, Tails' FFZ and Shintasia
-Tritoch uses Tanks to invade Bigturnip Ocean
-Tritoch gets spoils of war 42 gil and 2 items (Energy Boost, Tanks)
-ctu drops an Atomic Bomb on Socialist Republic of Bradylama, and the fallout drifts into Brent's Haggis Haven (yum, irradiated sheep intestines!)

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Huzzah! Now for my attacks.

- Peoples' Republic of Devo
- Once more if that one fails.
- Blue Kirbystan
- Once more if that one fails.

Anything else today will depend on if I still have attacks left over. Gotta match my previous achievement of 2 kills in one day!

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Oops, I'd better get any other pending battles out of the way while I'm here. >.>

Anyway, I'll attack Mucknugglia, ?^_____^?, Elixirian Ocean, and Bay of Mo0.

EDIT: Okay, I only had one battle I apparently overlooked. Phew.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by nuttyturnip

Plarom has used both Simply Majestic and Legion on Yeldarb today. The outcome is that Yeldarb loses one turn, and his attacks now have a 20% chance of failing.

I forgot to ask. Does this mean I get an extra turn?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Turnip, I'm confused. What about Domino's action?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I'll attack Smelnickaragua(hmmmmmmm...), Summonmaster's POD, and BM's Land of Puppies and Plaromvia

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Plarom

I forgot to ask. Does this mean I get an extra turn?

Yes, it does. Forgot to mention that.

Originally Posted by wvlfpvp

Turnip, I'm confused. What about Domino's action?

You mean the Atomic Bomb on Infernal Monkey? I had already processed that, but I needed to know whether Zergrinch took it from you first. Since you kept it until after your own Atomic Bomb, you survived the day. Now you just have to survive Tritoch and/or win Dopefish from Plarom.

Results coming shortly.

Edit: Ok, I lied. No results to post, but I did update the map.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?