Vampiric Sex

Originally Posted by Fox News

TEMPE, Ariz. — A woman has been arrested on suspicion that she tied up a man during sex, then stabbed him repeatedly with a knife and told him she likes to drink blood, police said.

Tiffany Sutton, 23, was arrested on suspicion of aggravated assault Tuesday night at a Tempe home where she and the victim were living, according to authorities.

The man, whose identity was not released, told police he had consented to being tied up but became scared when the woman attacked him with a knife.

He eventually freed himself and ran away, but Sutton chased him with a pickax, police said.

The man was taken in an ambulance to a local hospital, where he was treated for injuries.

Police said both Sutton and the man admitted that they had consumed alcohol and drugs prior to the incident.

Sutton claimed the entire encounter was consensual, police said.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Chased him with a pickax?

What. The. Fuck.

Fucking nutcase.

I bet she was fat as fuck, too.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I bet she gets off scott free.

If the guy would have chased the woman with a pickax, he'd never see the light of day again.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

What the fuck? I didn't know Trotsky was into being dominated.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Vestin

I bet she was fat as fuck, too.

You lose.



I was speaking idiomatically.

The vampiric bit isn't too surprising these days. Sad, but it seems pretty common considering other fetishes you hear about. Now chasing the guy with a pickax, that's insane. I'm wondering why she even had one. A regular axe, a sledgehammer, I could even see a machete, but a pickax?

Originally Posted by Midna

You lose.

She's not fat, but she does strongly resemble Johnny Depp. How could the guy be shocked to discover that she enjoys the taste of blood?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Wow, the things people do to get themselves all hot and bothered. I guess a pickax could be sexy to a dwarf.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Drex

Wow, the things people do to get themselves all hot and bothered. I guess a pickax could be sexy to a dwarf.

So, you're saying the pickax I sent you won't work?

Damn.....

Anyway, this is seriously disturbing. Does she have that disease where she needs to ingest blood cells?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

All gardening implements must be diamond-studded to enhance sexiness. Otherwise it just doesn't make the cut.

I bet she would have voiced that excuse before "it was consensual" if that were the case. She's just a nutcase.

She reminds me of a cross between Helena Bonham Carter and Madeline Kahn (the chick in Young Frankenstein, among other things).

Jam it back in, in the dark.

People have weird ass fetishes these days...

There's nowhere I can't reach.

All right...I can understand the bondage but not the stabbing for blood. That's some creepy-ass shit, and no way that "it turns me on" can be an excuse! That's just an excuse for torture.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

And they say all the fruits and nuts are in California. I go to Tempe everyday for school.

You know, throw in the right music is possible to make the pickax scene either a comedy or a horror?

I am thinking Benny Hill Right now.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Magi

And they say all the fruits and nuts are in California. I go to Tempe everyday for school.

You know, throw in the right music is possible to make the pickax scene either a comedy or a horror?

I am thinking Benny Hill Right now.

I can just imagine it now, the Sephiroth theme for Horror and the Benny Hill theme for comedy!

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Uh, for those who knows and understand Final Fantasy, the Sephiroth theme probably categorized as comedy in this context.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Bondage gone wrong? I would have never imagined such a thing...

The thought of the lady chasing him with a pickax makes me grimace. The thought of the lady chasing him with a chainsaw makes me laugh.

*tee hee*

FELIPE NO

Dude that woman is messed up

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

And here I'm thinking about going to Tempe to get some schoolin in the video game designing business....maybe Florida is looking a bit brighter.

Then again, Tempe has a restaurant that the women dress up like hooker nurses, so I don't know (>' ')> <(' '<)

How ya doing, buddy?

I live in Tempe (and prolly go to the school that Grail mentioned).

http://www.tiffanysutton.com/

yo grail, where's this hooker nurse restaurant? I'm gonna have to give that a try!

There's nowhere I can't reach.

HOLY S*** A pickax, that woman is crazy.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

That man will never ever ever complain about women not being assertive in bed... ever again.

In fact, he'll probably just be scared of sex.

Bondage = Good
Pickaxe = Oh my god, what the fuck!!! O_o;;

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Sounds like they almost had a repeat of 'In the Realm Of The Senses there.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by kinkymagic

Sounds like they almost had a repeat of 'In the Realm Of The Senses there.

Nah, apparently this crazy woman wasn't even in a relationship with this guy.

What I'd be asking is exactly how drunk did this couple get? He consented to the whole tied up to a chair aspect but when she started to get properly violent he panicked. If you're both drunk and one of you is tied up, expect the unexpected (not agreeing with unconsentual violence, just I think you'd have to be a complete cretin to let yourself get tied up in a strange person's place).

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Wow....that woman is nuts.

Have to defend us hemomaniacs out there though. We aren't all THAT crazy

FELIPE NO

I came.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

That is fucked up.She she be burned at the stake.

Jam it back in, in the dark.