[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

I am officially (I hope) signed up.

I'll go with 'backstabber/kleptomaniac".

I know that's not much a role to play for me, but you can devise any other details for me to make me have to put forth effort.

I'll pick up the rest as I go along.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Paperwork. Can't even have fun without signing away your soul, nowadays.

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I've only played once before, also.

None of what brady linked was entertaining me, until I saw this....




Oh man. Had to keep myself from waking the misses.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Sweet. Totally clueless what half of this means. I may or may not barrage you with questions via IM.

Let's get...doing whatever the fuck my character does. Something tells me he doesn't necessarily give a fuck.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Bounce Overflow

I SAY WE RESCUE THE PIRATES FROM THE EVIL PRINCESS! WHAT SAY YOU, BOYS!?

I seriously had to read that twice, because my mind transposed the two words on its own.

This can only mean the world needs more evil princesses.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Question. How much water is in our skins? And is the adventurer's pack my possession, or did it mysteriously appear on my back?

And combat question. Since I have quick draw, and drawing it free, how would it affect my turn if I decided to switch weapons?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I may be in the same time area as the rest of the other 3 guys, but I work nights, so I'm usually online early in the day, and can make maybe one post before heading off to work at 11pm.

Question: Deft strike says I can move 2 squares before attack. Does that mean I can move, perform a minor action, move 2 squares again, then attack?

I like the idea of being in the dark about character stats and such, but if that were the case, a backstory and self-assessment of the abilities of each person's character should be thoroughly explained before starting a game.

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More questions....

My first strike (and sneak attack), does that have to be declared? And in this situation, do I have to use it in the very first round? Or can I use it any round before the enemies act?

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I don't have any at-will powers for my shurikens, so gimme one or feck off.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Light blades? WTF. OKAY THEN, will do!

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"Rogue Weapon Talent
When you wield a shuriken, your weapon damage die
increases by one size. When you wield a dagger, you
gain a +1 bonus to attack rolls."

Does this apply only to basic attacks only, or both powers and attacks?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Damage via misadventure? How's that work?

And those goblins sure take a beating.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I know I clicked on it at least twice...

Funny how Bob rolled last in the previous round, and this time he's first.

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Dysfunctional to the max, eh guys?

I was speaking idiomatically.

I borrowed a Players handbook and GM guide (which I probably won't read) from my little brother. They are Edition 3.5.

Before I start reading this, does anybody know if it's going to substantially differ from the rules we are playing with, and if I should even bother?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by AniMechanic

Considering his current course of action, his name may not be of much of a concern in the near future.

Here's hoping for some murderizing.

Rest assured, if you come into the game and I'm still alive, somebody's going to get a knife in their back.

FELIPE NO

The whole point of a role-playing game is to, uh...play a role. Sometimes I think it's avoiding the purpose if you get to customize your character too much.

Granted we still instill our personality traits into the characters actions, and I'd probably do a piss poor job trying to pretend to be a lawful neutral character, etc, but I just think it's not a big deal for the DM to decide my character for me.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Can I leap over tables, or are they difficult terrain?

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You're just jealous because I was off in the back room getting sticky.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

That ooze scurrs me.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

How did I run so far?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Technically, though, nobody knows it's coming after us.

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Well aren't you just disappointed that nobody gets to die. >=(

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

You guys, I really think we should try this one out, next!



FELIPE NO

I was reading the rulebook combat section and got confused about something...

My basic attacks have a bonus to my attack roll, right?
Now, the power cards replace the attack vs. stats, and damage roll, but under attack it doesn't say anything about bonus to hit.

Do I still get my bonus to hit from my basic attacks when using abilities? If so, shouldn't these cards say so?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I find it funny how the story progresses depending on and according to whomever's available to post.

Jam it back in, in the dark.