[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

Is there any room for an NPC whose only role is to trip one of the heroes and break his nose?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Man, I wanted to see Bradylama's character exploded by rats

Quit healing yourself

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Now that you folks have them on the run, maybe you can offer them terms of surrender!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

But... but... they can be useful cannon fodder NPC party members in future confrontations! Violence is not the solution, it is your duty to spread love and peace throughout the dungeon!

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I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Are you gonna provide an illustration of how silly Shin's character looks like, donned in full royal regalia?

I was speaking idiomatically.

Kudos to Pangalin if you made that puzzle up all by yourself!

South! South! Go South for lulz!!!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Pang got fooled, Pang got fooled...

I guess Homer sometimes nods!

FELIPE NO

It'd be a shame to lose a character quite close to his next level up.

This post hereby signifies my interest to taking over Zeph's character while he takes care of things

Given that folks like Animechanic, Acerbandit, and a lurker have prior dibs (and their own characters), I'm not gonna be bummed if you give them priority.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Aw, lurky is not starting at level 2?

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eh and here I was thinking you guys were assidiously updating them for any experience, gold, or encumbrances

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Shin

I figured Pang would let me know if Bob was carrying too much or had gone up a level and with no dice to roll myself, I don't really need more than an idea of what Bob's good at.

But.... but.... bean counting is your specialty ._.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I hereby upgrade my expression of vague interest into a half-assed character sheet, available here.

Cal disdains melee fighting. So uncivilized.

I don't know how to fill in the rest of those boxes

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Indeed, and with a cleric slotted in, and a rather large waiting list, hrrr

For what it's worth, I read about multiclass feats and thought they'd be cool to have, so I replaced the ones in the PDF with Sneak of Shadows and Far Shot.

BTW did I build the character correctly? I'm assuming bow & arrow attacks hinge on dexterity and wisdom, and not strength.

I was speaking idiomatically.

So I did. Misread the sixth sample ability array on your legal treatise of plants, page 16.

I used 15, 15, 13, 12, 11, 8. If there are four extraneous points, then it can become 15, 15, 13, 12, 12, 10 right? (The book only said 15, 15, 13, 12, 11, 10)

How ya doing, buddy?

Oy, ten zombies. Pang's trying to kill you guys

As a matter of curiosity, what monster manual edition are you using, Pang?

FELIPE NO

I was hoping for something more specific!

How ya doing, buddy?

Oh, I'm sure lurker's character can piggyback on the fastest one's (Shin) shoulders. No biggie while retreating right?

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Naw, I'm betting the halfling will be gnawed to death pretty quickly. No moar turn undead for her

There's nowhere I can't reach.

This bunch really likes to go around killing stuff, instead of using a little diplomacy

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I suppose after you murderize the poor hapless orcs, maybe you can try your diplomacy on Pangalin's little goblins!

Maybe



I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

You're reading it wrongly.

4 hp - Reaping Strike (4 total)
14 hp - Reaping Strike 2 (18 total)
8 hp - Hammer Throw (26 total)
7 hp - Ray of Enfeeblement (33 total) - Bloodied

So, max HP of 66.

The other orcs however, were described to be battered and bloodied. Wonder if that means they're actually bloodied.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Ah Pangalin, but your evil undiplomatic ruffian players took out 68 HP just like that, in 2 rounds

How ya doing, buddy?

Pangalin was apparently confined to posting in Mom's Basement.

FELIPE NO

Pangalin disrespectfully asked for Ayos' call sign for Ace Combat week, therefore earning a threatened smite from Colonel Skills.

On the bright side, maybe we'll see a better, nicer, and more contrite Pangalin after this, who will oppose joke bans to the best of his ability!

Hay Shin, why does Bob bother with long range attacks when his phantom hand can pick up said goblin and bring him closer to melee rapeage

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Who needs to pick him up and throw him around? Just give him a little push off the edge. Twenty pounds of sudden push on said goblin's ankles should be sufficient to make him lose balance!

Originally Posted by Shin

I'm not sure Bob's strong enough to pick up a goblin. The description for ghost hand says you can't use t to attack people so I imagine throwing goblins around is a no go.

Jam it back in, in the dark.