It's Christmas. LEMME SEE YOUR TREE.

This is ours:


I'm pretty sure we have better pictures, but I'm at work.

When it's not lit, it looks like shit. But I don't care, 'cause we're never really chilling in front of it unless it's dark out. Also, our cats are insane and knock pretty much every goddamn ornament off the tree and make them all their personal slaves.

We put up sheers specifically for the tree this year so we could have it show onto the street as part of the outdoor decor. Normally, all the blinds get closed at night. The sheers provide better privacy than just the window being open, and they even enhance the glow. You can hardly see into the living room past the tree.

In this picture, you will also see the Butt, begging for attention on the arm of our sofa.

Lurker, do you live in a sauna, that is the most lodge-esque apartment I've ever seen.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by differenterturnip

This tree I bought a couple of years ago when I thought the Shrine was dead. Turns out I had a spare bulb, so this tree is just extra. I bought it to be gaudy, but I actually really like it.

That is the most tacky, most wonderful thing ever. I love how it pulses light slowly. Maybe that's your camera? NOT SURE. BUT LOVE. <3

Also, I've never been one for white trees with blue trim, but Kyndig, you make it look desirable. I'm almost rethinking my position on white trees. Almost.

There's nowhere I can't reach.