Ever hurt yourself stupidly?

Probably the most stupid thing I've done recently to hurt myself is when I went out riding my bike in the rain. The street was slightly flooded and when I went to ride up onto the sidewalk via a driveway, I underestimated how high up the driveway was from the street. My wheel wasn't turned enough, so the edge of the driveway hit the side of my wheel and sent me out of control. I was being extremely smart in wearing sandals (yes, I know sandals in January in the rain is retarded) so my shoe ended up flying off and I had to catch myself with my bare foot. I didn't fall, but I had to slide to a stop with one shoe and one bare foot, which took a beating.

Jam it back in, in the dark.