[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

I've been awarded a certificate of retardation by the crown, but unlike most other mentally challenged my underdeveloped frontal lobes make me give punches instead of hugs. My name is Argumentus of Hamfist.

This is my character profile and also what I look like IRL (In Real Life):

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Jam it back in, in the dark.

Think of it like a computer game and Pang embodies the soulless calculating power of the cpu as the GM. If you want to play to win you aren't playing right.

How ya doing, buddy?

Pango before you get too far into designing my character I want to make sure that the class is something that supports both the retarded and punching a lot, tia fighters is gay.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

No more... barbarians?

*curls into the fetal position*

they were shit anyways

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Also, what do Warlords do, exactly?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Another post by me, Bradylama. Please incorporate parts of this into the campaign, if at all possible.

How ya doing, buddy?

If somebody framed that picture and called it art, I would agree.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Shin

Also, to maintain the illusion of a band of unlikely companions off on a jolly adventure, I'm not reading anyone else's character sheets so I'll be constantly surprised and delighted by your various feats of martial prowess and other skills.

I've already begun roleplaying by not reading anybody's character sheets 'cause tldr.

Most amazing jew boots

How are we doing this exactly?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Well at least Argumentus can keep pace.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Right now Argumentus can take a step towards the bottom of the grid, will I be able to attack diagonally, or does it not work that way?

Also, I'm usually on AIM so if I'm not paying attention you guys can go ahead and yell at me but not in the next 5 hours or so because I got a class in an hour.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

If the wall breaks his face still wins.

Also my contact info is in my profile.

Also I'd say Scary Bob might be first to get the shaft since his verbosity could make Argumentus confused with rage.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

It's probably also a good idea in general to make posts out-of-character in here about being around so we know not to wait on each other if enough people are ready to play.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Gonna be in class for the next 5 or 6 hours, so if it rolls back around to my turn keep Argumentus out of the South Room, but punching the living daylights out of anything that comes through the door.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Fully awake and ready to exercise are freedoms on this the birth of our nation.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Right now Argumentus has 8 hp, which is 1/4th of total and indicates surge value. What does that mean for me?

FELIPE NO

A Surge is a minor action, right?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

It's 3 AM Eastern so Kwnwzrd can still be auto-played.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Goblins have feelings too, you know. They're not just soulless calculating machines. =/

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Oh, I just got that the thing in front of the northern door is a spent javelin.

I gotta say, Pang, you're doing a great job with the atmosphere.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Pangalin

Nothing untoward occurs!

Dammit

The dice favors Argumentus. verily

Also I can't seem to update my character sheet, each time I edit the value of the xp it reverts back to the original, despite saving. What's up with that?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Pangalin

That's strange, it's working perfect over here. Are you using Adobe Reader 8?

I bet this is the issue. Going to bed be back on that in the morn.

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That was precisely the issue.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Perform a strength check against Scary Bob overturning a table.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Shin

Pang, I think Knk's last post was a forward instruction for his turn, move forward 5 spaces, which makes it the other Dire rat's turn.

I was honestly thinking the same thing but didn't voice it. I blame Zeph for picking a dwarvish-sounding name.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Zephyrin

Sometimes I think it's avoiding the purpose if you get to customize your character too much.

The role you play is set by you. How much you customize your character doesn't matter in the big picture regarding the purpose, which is to play a role.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Verily 'tis a fool that thinks the Orcs an unreasonable lot.

Jam it back in, in the dark.