I hate Famous Dave's. Never going there again.

I personally never was all that crazy about the place, but I passed it by today and was hungry, and was kind of in the mood for some BBQ, so I went in. There are plenty of other places in Philly to get way better BBQ, but I passed by and got in the mood.

Anyway, I got a BBQ chicken sandwich and "famous fries". First of all, they really cut down on the portions from the last time I went. They gave a generous portion of fries last time, probably around 30, but this time I got like 8 fries. I counted, and literally had 8. The way you can down fries, this is obviously a very small amount for an 8 dollar meal.

Secondly, the BBQ chicken sandwich had pieces of bone in it. They were thin and sharp, and I could've either choked on it, and bitten down on it and broke one of my teeth. I'm never going to that piece of shit store again.

If you go there and get a BBQ chicken sandwich, be careful.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Nah, it's all over the US.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I got it to go. I ate it when I got back.

So I'm not sure who made mine. But the way they make the chicken is, I think they grind it in a shredder. Bones probably got mixed in.

It's happened to me at KFC before, and I won't go there anymore either.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

If I loved Famous Dave's I'd still go back, but I'm not a huge fan of their food anyway. Their fries are good, and they have good bakes beans, but their sandwiches were very salty, and I always felt a little sick after eating them. Before today it's been a long time since I had them. Probably close to 8 months or so.

I haven't tried everything from there, but I'm not a big fan of the BBQ sauce. If I want BBQ there's other places I'll go, but if I go back to Famous Dave's I'll stick to the chili and baked beans.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

This place called Sweet Lucy's BBQ in Philly is really good. It's not a chain, but it's way better than Famous Dave's. Small places usually have the best food. The only thing is I hardly am ever in that part of town so if I want to go there it's something I have to plan for. I pass by Famous Dave's a lot because it's on the boulevard out here.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I went today with a friend of mine. I wasn't going to get anything because of last time, but their baked beans were good and I figure there couldn't be any bones in that.

I swear on all that I am, there was a bone as thick as about 3 pencils next to each other and about as long as a half of a pencil.

Now not only will I not go there, but I'm plotting to burn down the store.

Only kidding, but this is really it the last time.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?