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Close Your Eyes, Open Your Mouth, and Put Your Lips Over the Hole in the Wall. [NSFW]
It's a good thing I don't live anywhere near a Tim Horton's because these would definitely be my downfall.
I live one block away from a Tim Horton's, Midna. And there's another directly across the street from my workplace. Further up the road, two miles or so, is yet another Tim Horton's, this one with the distinction of being open 24/7. Now I don't go nuts over iced cappucino the way you claim to, but I'll agree that their butter-caramel variety is pretty freakin' good on a warm day. (Of course, they also sell donuts, the go-to indulgence for this thread. The "dutchie" variety of their donut holes, or "Timbits", are crazy awesome.)
As far as I know, you live out on the west coast. Having visited there myself, I know that there's an appalling lack of Tim Horton's stores. Where did you happen to visit one?
My personal weakness? My voracious sweet tooth demands satisfaction in the following form:
Spoiler:
Yes, key lime pie is concentrated mouth sex to me. It is creamy, tangy, sweet and just a little gritty on the underside for delightful contrast. It's everything a dessert could - and should - aspire to be.
Don't worry about the prurient content in the opening post, Puck. I've labeled the thread as NSFW, so if someone gets fired for reading donut porn at work, the blood is on their own hands.
Jam it back in, in the dark.
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