[Movie] "You'll Be Like Oh Shit Thats The Jam!" - Best Movies You've Seen In 2008

Originally Posted by LeHah

Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull

If I have to explain to you why this movie is good, you're need to drown in a cold Connecticut river. Indiana Jones movies are stupid fun with people getting beat up and guns and fights ontop of vehicles. No amount of internet angst can ruin what is basically a series of great action sequences at a breakneck pace.

I'm completely going to agree with you here, because all the internet butthurt surrounding the movie (also the South Park episode) seems to ignore the fact that some of the stuff in the earlier movies is hecklingly BAD, if not moreso than even the refrigerator moment. Raiders of the Lost Ark comes to mind, what with falling out of a crashing plane on a life raft and then tobogganing down a mountain. Sure it kinda looks neat, but it's just as ridiculous.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

But you don't agree, cuz I actually liked the movie.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I'd like to toss in both There Will Be Blood... and Enchanted. The first is because Daniel Day Lewis is fucking awesome, and the second is because I'm a homo/was raised on Disney.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

But LeHah . . . I am a raging homo.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I forgot to mention Burn After Reading. Yes, I know it's just Fargo Redux, but that didn't stop me from spending the entire last five minutes of the movie laughing my ass off.


"So . . . did we learn anything?"
"Fuck if I know. Don't do it again?"

How ya doing, buddy?

Movies I will hopefully watch before the year is out (have the DVDs sitting on the media shelf, just haven't sat and done it yet): Blazing Saddles (I KNOW I KNOW I AM FULL OF FAIL) and Inland Empire. The problem with Lynch's movies, at least for me, is that I have to have a good block of time before and after the movie to prepare and compress. They're such a religious experience (of sorts) that absorption is difficult without that time.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

... sometimes my arms bend back

FELIPE NO

Also, Mullholland Dr. stopped making clear sense after she opened the box, but then, in the words of the man, "I don't know what that means."

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

But isn't that just Rabbits put into the movie?

Jam it back in, in the dark.