How will you die?

Go here, fill out the survey and post your results! Post the first one you get. The page changes every time you refresh the screen.

http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php

KCJ506: At age 88, you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home.

How ya doing, buddy?

WraithTwo: At age 50, you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.

How ya doing, buddy?

Jay: At age 84, you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

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Steve: At age 52, you will be blown in an explosion caused by a leaky pilot light and a faulty electrical switch.

I always had a feeling I would die as the result of some sort of home maintainence related accident.

How ya doing, buddy?

RockgamerXIII: At age 58, you will be attacked by a pack of wild dogs in your neighborhood and never be seen again.

That's funny, because I'm actually deathly afraid of dogs!

I was speaking idiomatically.

weird it just said "Freddy Krueger: At age 100" Thats creepy.....

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

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At age 98, while showing your work at a major art gallery, you will be accosted and later slain by PETA activists.

I will overlook the fact that I'm into art.

FELIPE NO

Acro-nym: At age 102, you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.

At age 92, you will fall into a vat of neutral shoe polish, and your body will never be recovered.

The first is, obviously, with my GFF username. The second is with my real name. I think I prefer the first one. Fire...

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

hehe my previous post was using my real name here it is using GFF name: Freddy Krueger: At age 37, you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

YeOldeButchere: At age 85, you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of alchohol.

Ah! Joke's on them though, I've recently given up alcohol after a recent incident which landed me in the hospital.

Ok, so I'm drinking beer right now, but contrary to popular misconception, beer isn't alcohol so it's alright.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

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At age 57, you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.

I'm trying to figure out how the bicycle comes into play.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

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Synthesis: At age 97, you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of alchohol.

Wow, that was unexpected.

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Luke: At age 93, a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle.

Another "disappearance" claim by the Tatmadaw.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

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Inhert: At age 66, you will be blown in an explosion caused by a leaky pilot light and a faulty electrical switch

lol at least the neighbors will remember me XD


edit: just saw that I got the same as Yamamanama just not same age

I was speaking idiomatically.

yung: At age 65, you will start playing an online game and become so addicted that you starve to death.

hmmm....

Most amazing jew boots

Lian_Kazairl: At age 67, aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

Well, like WraithTwo, it seems I will buy the farm off the farm, so to speak.

FELIPE NO

I actually like this one a lot, considering it's obviously a rather nice way to pass away.



What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

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Katy: At age 44 you will choke on a piece of steak

I don't even like steak

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Synthesis

Another "disappearance" claim by the Tatmadaw.

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Luke: At age 98, you will be hit by a train while napping on the railroad tracks.

'sup name thief.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Logan: At age 40, you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)


I can't ask for a better death.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Sparhawke: At age 63, you will be eaten by a cannibal after willingly responding to an internet personals add requesting food for the cannibal.

hah, um, ok...

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

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At age 50, aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

Well at least they'll drop me off where I'll be living. That's nice to know!

I was speaking idiomatically.

Holy shit.

It said age 83.

Whenever I was asked when I thought I was going to die, I'd always reply with "83" for some reason. I think it came to me in a dream, or something. I'm perfectly happy with the age, and even though it's a stupid online servey it's just a little weird that it happens to be the same as what I predicted myself.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Now that's just great.

"At age 85, you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)

The funny thing is, I don't like using blenders.

FELIPE NO

WraithTwo already won this topic.

Darkcomet72: At age 93, you will be hit by a train while napping on the railroad tracks.



What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Now this is painful.....(Last Name)

Lu: At age 52, you will be gunned down in the street after enacting a bill that grants the WTO even more power.

Even worse....

Omnislash124: At age 65, you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Reunion Tour" concerts.

First name is somewhat funny....

Michael: At age 45, you will die from a lethal overdose of sugar.

Death by Sugar sounds intriguing....

Jam it back in, in the dark.